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Baby Seal PuncherYou're one bad dude, and are totally going to hell for that.
Beta ChatterYou know who will win in a fight between a T-Rex and a million kittens.
Starring Mike PattonWatched 45 episodes of Unskippable
RegularHas posted in more than 12 different months.
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AVP Battle - AlienMay the Aliens reign supreme! Join the AVP Battle!
Big DaddyAced the BioShock quiz
CandyAww man, what, were they out of socks?
Up Your SleeveGot the Good Ending in POTA2
Hallo-winner 2009!Completed the events in the Halloween Extravaganza
DDKR ChampionCan't get enough DDKR on The Escapist Show
PandorWatched 20 episodes of The Escapist Show
Lazer CatWatched 15 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
Horror SurvivalAced the 30 Horror Movies in 30 Seconds Quiz
Batteries Not IncludedAced the 30 Robots in 30 Seconds Quiz
BloodsuckerAced the 30 Vampires in 30 Seconds Quiz
Red Faction BadgeBetter Red than Dead! Red Faction!
Surrender Monkey"Surrender Monkey!"
4th BirthdayCelebrating 4 years of The Escapist!
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Hot TopicCreated a thread with over 1,000 views.
MajesticHas won 50 battles without the loss of a complete army
Red Faction "Video Mash-up Badge"I create a mash-up for the Red Faction Video Mash-up Contest
Spartan"This is SPARTA!"
Arcade EscapeeYou escaped from The Escapist's Phantom of the Arcade text adventure!
ChattyHas commented on over 100 different topics.
Bestest FriendHas added more than 10 friends.
You Really Like Me!Has been added as a friend by 10 others.
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Webby BadgeWe won the Webby...because we rule!
Mash-Up VotingI voted in the Red Faction Blow Stuff Up Mash-Up!
EconomistHas earned more than 10,000 treasure
10 About 4For taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz.
Rigged DiceYou rolled a Bulbasaur on your INT check, but hopefully you had fun with the Unforgotten Realms Quiz!
Cinco de QuizoCompleted 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
Epic Quiz - Summer E GamesAnswered all 150 questions correct in the six-part Summer E Games Epic Quiz
X FactorHas added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.
Steamy!Has linked their Steam account on their profile.
SurvivorAced the Easy Left 4 Dead Quiz
DecathaquizHas completed 10 quizzes.
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4th Birthday PDFI downloaded Issue 210 as a PDF!
Zuu ZuuWatched two episodes of The Escapist Show
Live Long and ProsperKnows more about Star Trek than the Enterprise computer.
BrawlerWatched 3 episodes of There Will Be Brawl
Mushroom Kingdom ConfidentialWatched 5 episodes of There Will Be Brawl
Always RunningWatched 8 episodes of The Escapist Show
Don't Do This At HomeWatched 44 episodes of The Escapist Show
It's Your RingWatched Sonic unleashed on The Escapist Show
Ruskie BearWatched Red Alert on The Escapist Show
Sexy ElfSomeone got their sexy elf on in The Escapist Show
Big PeteWatched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.
Game Over, ManWatched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
BernieWatched 3 episodes of Unskippable
Fishy McSketchersonWatched 7 episodes of Unskippable
The Time is NowWatched 10 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
Cutscene WatcherWatched 15 episodes of Unskippable
And Yet, The ArmadilloWatched 25 episodes of Unskippable
Snaaaaaake!Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable
IngenueWatched Rebecca Mayes Muse
SongstressWatched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing
Pixel BurglarHas read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.
Pixel BanditHas read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.
Pixel OutlawHas read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.
Rest InGot the Bad Ending in POTA2
Two Bits o' QuizHas completed 25 quizzes.
Master of BlinkingWatched 35 episodes of Unskippable
UbermenschGamers are the new supermen.
Beat Him At His Own GameGot 100% on the Impossible Yahtzee Quiz
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SubscriberHas read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist
Open MicWatched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
Pixel KingpinHas read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.
Game NoirWatched every episode of There Will Be Brawl
Holiday CelebratorEnjoyed the contents of the 2009 Advent Calendar
Cutscene FanaticWatched 52 episodes of Unskippable
Brawl Series Finale BadgeI watched the Series Finale of There Will Be Brawl!
Terminator"Crush your enemies!"
Decimator"See them driven before you!"
Annihilator"Hear the lamentations of their women!"
In TouchHas received and read messages from 10 people.
BLUR badgefor getting a BLUR beta key
Twitter-erHas connected their twitter account to their user profile
Forum VagabondHas posted in more than 10 different forums.
I Just Had A FeelingCorrectly chose the winner of March Mayhem: Developers Showdown 2010
Consistent VoterVoted in every match-up in March Mayhem 2010
An Open BookAced the Open-Book Escapist Quiz
SocialiteHas been added as a friend by 25 others.
Diamond Quiz TakerHas completed 50 quizzes.
Luigi, the Second BananaYou never get top billing, but without you there's no "Mario Bros."
The GrouperSolo is for suckers
The Dead-EyeYou want to shoot things.
The Pony-LoverIf it's bright, colorful, and happy, you want to play it.
A wizard's best friend.You're not a master yet, but you're learning.
5th Birthday PDFI downloaded issue 261 as a PDF
SmorgasborderArticles, comics, forums, videos ... you like a little bit of everything.
GlaDOSScientific progress requires sacrifice. You know this.
ToastyYour heart is full of warmth. You're also kind of a sucker.
LukewarmFor the most part you're a kind and decent person.
ChillyThere's only so much love to go around. You dole your share out carefully.
FrozenIt would take something or someone very special to thaw you out.
SubzeroYou'd sell your own mother to buy a pack of gum. In fact, you probably already have.
Team RocketYou're consistently trounced by a kid and an electric rat. But you keep trying.
Sparkle!There are some things you just love to hate.
The WizardRobe and hat not included.
The Dog from Duck HuntHe's not laughing AT you, he's...ok, he's laughing at you.
LazinessYou'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...
Hand of FateThe fates have decided ... along with your help.
Casual NerdYeah, you're kind of a nerd. So what, isn't everybody?
Well-TraveledYou've been there, seen that, and bought a postcard.
TouristYou do fairly well in a crisis, but best not to push it.
74 + 1 QuizzerHas completed 75 quizzes
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Second StringVideogame music is cool and all, it's just not really your thing.
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The White Magic GirlPure-hearted and innocent, you bring sunshine to the world. Healing spells, too.
A Mouse for Your HouseClicky, not Mickey
Yep, It Was EasyAced our Super Easy Quiz 2010
LouisSo terribly tortured inside.
March Mayhem 2011 BracketFilled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
MM VotingI voted in every match-up during 2011 March Mayhem
Tough WomanQuit gawking and toss me that shotgun so I can blast these bastards.
Webby 2011Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!
Branston PickleWitnessed the introduction of a legend
Charismatic StallionI know what you're going to say.
UnpunctuatedThe first time is always the best time.
Yahtzee PoetryKnows the depth of the soul of the poet
GremlinWatched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
Shurikens and LightningThere are only two things that could make this better...
The People Have Spoken!Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.
Meta MetaEarn badges from 5 different Escapist shows
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Seriously, Don't Click itWhatever you do, don't click here.
ProlificHas commented on over 1,000 different topics.
Don't BlinkEarned the Weeping Angel result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.
10th Game of X-MasYou've uncovered the 10th Game of Christmas of 2011!
Clever and CraftyRaptors rule!
March Mayhem 2012 BracketFilled out a March Mayhem 2012 Bracket
A Year of MiraclesCelebrating one year of amazing music by Miracle of Sound!