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Member Since: 30 Jan 2010
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Weekly Warrior
Has read at least one article in 104 weekly issues of The Escapist
On Fire
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User Group Homepage
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Motormouth
Has watched every Zero Punctuation
Hitting the Presses
Has read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist
Early Edition
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Karaoke Superstar
Watched 16 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
Junior Game Designer
Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits
Adorable Animal Fan
Congratulations! You survived the adorableness ... This time.
Cyber Celeb
Has been added as a friend by 100 others.
The Tinker
You know games are meant to be modified.
Laziness
You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...
A Mouse for Your House
Clicky, not Mickey
Cutscene Fanatic
Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable
Shurikens and Lightning
There are only two things that could make this better...
Ubernerd
"Get a life"? Psh. This *is* your life.
GlaDOS
Scientific progress requires sacrifice. You know this.
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Smarties
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Prolific
Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.
User Group Bookmark
Has posted in a user group on over 30 different days.
Section Leader
You listen to fan remixes of videogame tunes... if you don't make them yourself.
Starring Mike Patton
Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable
The Wizard
Robe and hat not included.
Miles Prower
Two tails, no waiting.
Ding!
You have successfully interacted with the Escapist WoW timeline.
Frozen
It would take something or someone very special to thaw you out.
Pixel Burglar
Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.
Sephiroth
You may spend a lot on hair products, but are still quite evil.
Clank
What you lack in height you make up for in charm.
Socialista
You mean there's more to The Escapist than just the forums? Huh, you had no idea.
Observer
You lurk in the shadows, seeing all, commenting on little.
Smorgasborder
Articles, comics, forums, videos ... you like a little bit of everything.
Decathaquiz
Has completed 10 quizzes.
Master of Blinking
Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable
The Time is Now
Watched 10 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
And Yet, The Armadillo
Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable
Game Over, Man
Watched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
Back 2 The 80s
Watched 8 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
Open Mic
Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
Chatty
Has commented on over 100 different topics.
Hot Topic
Created a thread with over 1,000 views.
Excellent Topic!
For creating a thread with over 50 replies.
Subscriber
Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist
Notable Poster
Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]
Cutscene Watcher
Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable
Philandery and Flirtatiousness
Don't think we don't see you making eyes at those other badges, pal.
You Like Me!
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I Can Has Friend?
Has added a friend!
Songstress
Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing
Cinco de Quizo
Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
User Group Member
Member of 1 User Group
Ingenue
Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse
Fishy McSketcherson
Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable
Steamy!
Has linked their Steam account on their profile.
X Factor
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Make Yourself At Home
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Forum Explorer
Has posted in more than 3 different forums.
Bernie
Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable
Face With A Name
Has set an avatar.
Genre Warrior
Has fought 1 battle
Hand of Fate
The fates have decided ... along with your help.
Now and Later
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Hersheys Mini Bars
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Lollipop
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You Really Like Me!
Has been added as a friend by 10 others.
Two Bits o' Quiz
Has completed 25 quizzes.
Gum Eyeballs
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Human
You've got your strengths and faults, but hey - you're only human.
Draenei
You're good-hearted and can wield Light incarnate, but you can't fly spaceships.
User Group Hotkey
Has posted in a user group on over 120 different days.
Bestest Friend
Has added more than 10 friends.
Yep, It Was Easy
Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010
Regular
Has posted in more than 12 different months.
High Five
Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Forum Vagabond
Has posted in more than 10 different forums.
Candy Necklace
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Duke Nukem
Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
Twitter-er
Has connected their twitter account to their user profile
Pixel Bandit
Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.
Webby 2011
Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!
Blink Dog
You respect your packmates, knowing that you can teleport together to bring down any foe.
Yahtzee Poetry
Knows the depth of the soul of the poet
The People Have Spoken!
Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.
Social Feedback
Posted a comment using Facebook
Gremlin
Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
Vox Populi
Commented on an episode of Extra Credits
LOST
The cursed numbers of misfortune.
Mail Room
You've got mail!
Synergy
Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict
Hat Trick
Thrice educated on games and learning.
The Red Button
Seriously, Don't Click it
Whatever you do, don't click here.
Conditioned
Would you like another pellet?
Meta
Achievement Unlocked: Meta!
Audio Engineer
It's all about the music
Level Lawyer
Free as in speech, not free as in beer.
Branston Pickle
Witnessed the introduction of a legend
Charismatic Stallion
I know what you're going to say.
Unpunctuated
The first time is always the best time.
Sweet Hat!
Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Triple C***** Hooker
Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Jafar
All you wanted was infinite power. Instead you get eternity with Gilbert Gottfried.
Upgrade the Universe
Earned the Cybermen result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.
Bark at the Moon
Earned the Wolfman result. Watch out for fleas!
In Touch
Has received and read messages from 10 people.
Socialite
Has been added as a friend by 25 others.
Bow & Arrow
For when you want to reach out and touch someone.
Game of Thrones: The Spider
You've read and seen most, if not all, of Game of Thrones.
Liked It
Shared a piece of content using the Like button
Taking It Easy
You've completed the "Know Your Casual Games" quiz!
Pillar of the Community
Has been added as a friend by 50 others.
Lover, not a Fighter
Has added more than 100 friends.
Boredom Personified
You induce narcolepsy just by introducing yourself.
Communicator
Has received and read messages from 25 people.
Revenge Solves Everything
What do you do with a drunken whaler...
Up the Ziggurat Lickety-Split!
Earned the Rimmer result in the "Which Red Dwarf Character Are You?" Quiz
Mech Minion
Earned the Cyborg result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!
Cattitude
In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
User Group Regular
Member of 15 user groups
Ring-bearer
A light from the shadow shall spring.
Diamond Quiz Taker
Has completed 50 quizzes.
Landmark
Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!
Ed Wood
You've Seen Movies
Space Baby
I have taken the Sci-Fi Quiz and have emerged, changed.
Gort
You took the Sci-Fi Quiz and demolished it.
Kool-aid… Um, Martini
Has watched 20 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
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Going to any page on WarCry.com