East Coast Game Conference

Matt Hawk @Daye_04 that is a good thing! We can't have you bored. You'd go all supervillainy. XD

Matt Hawk @Daye_04 o.O I can't either! Things are goood with me! I got a girl and things are decent! How about you?

Matt Hawk @april_marie Didja get Dante back? :)

Matt Hawk Wooo! I feel like a shitheel! Go me! >.<

Matt Hawk @april_marie I just got mine today ^_^ thankya! And I will send you Dante! I will! Promise! XD

Matt Hawk @april_marie this is a thing I know, Miss Evilbuns ;)

Matt Hawk @april_marie yes. By making them for EVERYONE :3

Matt Hawk @april_marie They're fun to abuse with the right people ^_^

Matt Hawk @april_marie of course not. The British guy needs a monocle.

Matt Hawk Silly me, thinking that free dating sites would have real people on them. *slaps wrist*

Matt Hawk @DeadpanLunatic Yes! And donuts in the middle! :D

Matt Hawk I feel like I did something good today! What might that be, my imaginary audience asks? This! http://t.co/Mml7cl3Z

Matt Hawk @Andalusa hooray! *picks up in giant hug*

Matt Hawk @Andalusa that's cute! >.> me, a creepy guy? Noooooo <.<

Matt Hawk Have you read Eric Powell's The Goon? http://t.co/dkgYSSAg

Matt Hawk At the endocrinologist again. In the waiting room with a shitload of old people. Lord, please, PLEASE don't let me look like them when I age

Matt Hawk What's the longest you've sat in a waiting room? http://t.co/4iOoaNr

Matt Hawk ...are they really making a Rock-em Sock-em Robots movie?

Matt Hawk @april_marie Sometimes it does! But I do need to save some energy for other stuff too!

Matt Hawk @SexySassyfrassy I would love to post there! If I wasn't on my phone! And devoid of anything interesting to say! XD