East Coast Game Conference

Earned the "White Magic" Result

Meep, Merp, Muuu!

You've lost your best and only friend...

Cats, caterpillars, coasters, copulation!

It's not running away, it's a tactical retreat!

The bears thought you were delicious.

"Don't you cry, he'll regenerate again someday!"

Filled out a March Mayhem 2012 Bracket

Earned the Bride of Frankenstein result. Your hair, by the way, looks shockingly great.

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Earned the Two-Face result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Trapped in Nightmare Mansion.

Do.Not.Click.This.Button

Amat victoria curam

Has completed 75 quizzes

Whatever you do, don't click here.

You're the kind of bad guy Shakespeare would write if he was a giraffe.

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Knows the depth of the soul of the poet

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

Banished from the light centuries ago, you are a dark elf, cruel and strong.

The monsters mostly come out at night - mostly.

Has posted in a user group on over 360 days.

I voted in every match-up during 2011 March Mayhem

I correctly predicted Mojang AB as the March Mayhem 2011 event!

Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket

So mopey...so sparkly.

Zomgphaserspewpew!!1

Has linked their Steam account on their profile.

You've got your strengths and faults, but hey - you're only human.

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

Has completed 50 quizzes.

You're plucky, adventurous and brave, but you've still got a lot to learn.

You have embraced your path, but you still have much to learn.

You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

Robe and hat not included.

You've been there, seen that, and bought a postcard.

The very definition of Nerd Power.

Has received and read messages from 100 people.

Your heart is full of warmth. You're also kind of a sucker.

You've got this villain thing down cold.

I downloaded issue 261 as a PDF

Articles, comics, forums, videos ... you like a little bit of everything.

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

You're not a master yet, but you're learning.

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

You might not die in a sketchy situation. Hooray!

If it's bright, colorful, and happy, you want to play it.

Has posted in a user group on over 120 different days.

You never get top billing, but without you there's no "Mario Bros."

Has completed 25 quizzes.

Aced the Open-Book Escapist Quiz

Has been added as a friend by 50 others.

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Correctly chose the winner of March Mayhem: Developers Showdown 2010

Member of 15 user groups

Founder of User Group with 25 members

I heard you really, REALLY like them.

Has posted in more than 10 different forums.

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has received and read messages from 50 people.

Has posted in a user group on over 30 different days.

Has been added as a friend by 25 others.

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Over 5000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [6 month minimum]

Aced the BioShock quiz

Has received and read messages from 25 people.

Now name him something tough so he doesn't get picked on at school.

Has added more than 10 friends.

Has been added as a friend by 10 others.

Has received and read messages from 10 people.

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Member of 1 User Group

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Over 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]

Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.

Has added their PSN account to their profile.

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

Has added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

Has won more than one battle consecutively

Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army

Has fought 10 battles

Has been added as a friend.

Has added a friend!

For creating a thread with over 50 replies.

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Has won a battle

Has fought 1 battle

Has set an avatar.

Has created a user profile.