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The Night Shade
Federico Distefano
Member Since: 15 Oct 2009
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What's in the Box?
Moderately grizzled, but you're not one to let it get in the way of your life.
Ed Wood
You've Seen Movies
I'm a Professional
Names are for friends, so I don't need one.
Genius Billionaire Playboy Philanthropist
Earned the Iron Man result
Doom Kitty
Earned the Fluffy Cat result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!
Shurikens and Lightning
There are only two things that could make this better...
The Killing Joke
Earned The Joker result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.
Commander Keen
I have Commanded the Keen quiz "Name That Toon!"
All Your Answer Are Belong To Us
You have completed the Name That Toon Quiz and survived.
Master of Retro Gaming
Aced the Old School Gaming Quiz
Hand of Fate
The fates have decided ... along with your help.
Snaaaaaake!
Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable
Jean Luc-Godard
You Could Be Considered An Auteur
Duke Nukem
Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
It's Not Easy Being Green
Earned the Hulk result
The First Avenger
Earned the Captain America Result
Diamond Quiz Taker
Has completed 50 quizzes.
Game Over, Man
Watched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
The Tactician
You attack games as the cerebral challenges they are.
The Lich King
You've got this villain thing down cold.
Second String
Videogame music is cool and all, it's just not really your thing.
Resilient
Has won more than one battle consecutively
Dogmeat
Loyal, faithful, and true...just not very bright.
The Pretentionist
You only play really Important games.
Hot Topic
Created a thread with over 1,000 views.
Songstress
Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing
User Group Member
Member of 1 User Group
Pixel Kingpin
Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.
Game Noir
Watched every episode of There Will Be Brawl
Decathaquiz
Has completed 10 quizzes.
Tactician
Has won a battle
Open Mic
Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
Cinco de Quizo
Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
Great Old Cuddler
Phn'glui mglw'nafh Chthulhu R'lyeh wagn'nagl fhtagn
Pixel Outlaw
Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.
Pixel Bandit
Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.
Zuu Zuu
Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show
Face With A Name
Has set an avatar.
Make Yourself At Home
Has created a user profile.
Pixel Burglar
Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.
Ingenue
Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse
Big Pete
Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.
Cul-De-Sac'd
Watched 7 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
When Gamerz Attack
Watched 15 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Bernie
Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable
Fishy McSketcherson
Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable
Genre Warrior
Has fought 1 battle
Triumphant
Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army
Brawler
Watched 3 episodes of There Will Be Brawl
Mushroom Kingdom Confidential
Watched 5 episodes of There Will Be Brawl
Brawl Series Finale Badge
I watched the Series Finale of There Will Be Brawl!
Chatty
Has commented on over 100 different topics.
Notable Poster
Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]
Forum Explorer
Has posted in more than 3 different forums.
Facebook
Has connected their profile to their Facebook account.
Excellent Topic!
For creating a thread with over 50 replies.
It's Your Ring
Watched Sonic unleashed on The Escapist Show
Ruskie Bear
Watched Red Alert on The Escapist Show
Sexy Elf
Someone got their sexy elf on in The Escapist Show
Cutscene Watcher
Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable
Back 2 The 80s
Watched 8 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
Subscriber
Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist
The Tinker
You know games are meant to be modified.
The Jack of All Games
Who has time to finish games?
Best of the Best
Achievements, leaderboards, whatever it is, you must conquer it.
A wizard's best friend.
You're not a master yet, but you're learning.
Founder
You've been with us since the days of the very first PDFs.
Two Bits o' Quiz
Has completed 25 quizzes.
GlaDOS
Scientific progress requires sacrifice. You know this.
Dr. Robotnik
A hedgehog killed your mother. You shall have revenge!
Team Rocket
You're consistently trounced by a kid and an electric rat. But you keep trying.
Prolific
Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.
Subzero
You'd sell your own mother to buy a pack of gum. In fact, you probably already have.
The Fighter
Hit first, ask questions later.
Laziness
You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...
Regular
Has posted in more than 12 different months.
Casual Nerd
Yeah, you're kind of a nerd. So what, isn't everybody?
Smarties
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Now and Later
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Candy Necklace
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Lollipop
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Lemonheads
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Marshmallow Ghosts
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Hersheys Mini Bars
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Chocolate Coins
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Tootsie Rolls
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Candy Apple
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Sourpatch Worms
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Gum Eyeballs
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Candy Corn
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
The Mysterious Rival
Whose side are you on? What are you after? Are you actually the hero's father?
I Can Has Friend?
Has added a friend!
You Like Me!
Has been added as a friend.
Bestest Friend
Has added more than 10 friends.
You Really Like Me!
Has been added as a friend by 10 others.
Troll
Stay away from da voodoo.
Hot Chocolate
You sexy thing.
Socialite
Has been added as a friend by 25 others.
High Five
Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Louis
So terribly tortured inside.
Security Guard
Why can't these dang zombies just let me sit here and eat this donut?
Kobold
Sure, you may not be able to kill much on your own, but your tribe is pretty vicious in great numbers.
Webby 2011
Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!
Gamepunx Subscriber
Has read 250 Stolen Pixels comics.
The People Have Spoken!
Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.
The Red Button
Seriously, Don't Click it
Whatever you do, don't click here.
Gremlin
Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
Maleficent
You got mad and took it out on a baby. That's evil.
Conditioned
Would you like another pellet?
Meta
Achievement Unlocked: Meta!
Mail Room
You've got mail!
Audio Engineer
It's all about the music
Level Lawyer
Free as in speech, not free as in beer.
Synergy
Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict
Hat Trick
Thrice educated on games and learning.
Meta Meta
Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows
Junior Game Designer
Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits
74 + 1 Quizzer
Has completed 75 quizzes
Sweet Hat!
Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Here Come the Drums
Earned The Master result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.
Cryptkeeper
Earned the Ghoul result. Who doesn't love a good b-grade horror movie?
Bomb
Remember, five second fuses burn down in three!
Forum Vagabond
Has posted in more than 10 different forums.
Early Edition
Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist
Death from Above
Fly the prehistoric skies!
Umbrella Corporation
Power is Life
Very Model Of A Scientist Salarian
Earned the Salarian result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz
Sparkle!
There are some things you just love to hate.
Enkindle This!
Earned the Hanar result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz
Zombie
Brains are the name of the game.
Kirby!
Om nom nom nom!
Fargus!
You're as clever as a court jester.
A Year of Miracles
Celebrating one year of amazing music by Miracle of Sound!
Game of Thrones: Ned
Not the sharpest sword in the armory when it comes to Game of Thrones
Simulated Human Emotions are Tricky
Earned the Android Result
We Gave Our Lives For Normandy
Earned the SSV Normandy result
Do Not Cross a Man With Nothing to Lose
Maximum grizzledness!
Let's Rock!
Completed the "Sci-Fi Militaries" quiz!
Hitting the Presses
Has read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist
Taking It Easy
You've completed the "Know Your Casual Games" quiz!
Knowledge is Power
Earned the "Blue Magic" Result
Chupa-Thingy
Earned the Chupacabra Result
Slow But Strong
Earned the "Rhino" result.
Social Feedback
Posted a comment using Facebook
All-Seeing, All-Knowing
Earned the Oracle result.
Obscure Game Enthusiast
You've got a few lesser known classics hiding out in your game library.
Triple C***** Hooker
Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews
(Game) Environmentalist
You're a well traveled gamer!
Thieves Like To Sneak
Earned the Thief result in the Guild Wars 2 Profession Quiz.
Not So Boring
You're pretty average.
Adorable Animal Fan
Congratulations! You survived the adorableness ... This time.
Assassin
No one will see you coming.
Now I Know My ABCs....
Reward For Taking the Gaming Alphabet Quiz
The Infected
Going to need some heavy duty antibiotics for this one.
It's A-Me, Ezio!
I'll make the sacrifice for the greater good.
Ouroboros
Earned the Lister result in the "Which Red Dwarf Character Are You?" Quiz
Double, double toil and trouble
You know your way around a grimoire.
F Is for Freak
You are the scariest letter.
Villain
You've danced with the devil in the pale moonlight.
I'll Cut You
Arr, you scurvy dogs, beware my blade.
E Is for Efreeti
A fire djinn is the worst kind.
R Is for Rancor
Who wasn't scared of that thing?
The Devil's Weapon of Choice
Stick 'em in the tuckus!
What a World!
The wicked witch is scary no matter what cardinal direction they are from.
A Is for Alien
We are not alone.
K Is for Killer Clown
Don't watch Killer Clowns from Outer Space.
Scary Hockey Goalie Mask
The scariest sporting equipment ever created.
Rookie
Aw man, I got blood all over my good shoes...
Mech Minion
Earned the Cyborg result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!
Parseltongue
Earned the Snake result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!
On Fire
Created a thread with over 10,000 views.
Cattitude
In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
Ring-wraith
They stole it from us. My precious.
Don't Panic!
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
Christmas Elf
Christmas is not a time or a season, but a state of mind.
Dog's Best Friend
Happiness is a warm puppy
Weapon Master
Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.
Landmark
Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!
The Dead Are Walking
You've survived the impossible character quiz.
Walker
You've trudged through the Star Wars Quiz.
Kool-aid… Um, Martini
Has watched 20 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Klaatu Barada NNNNNNecktie
When you removed the book from the cradle, did you speak the words?
Gimme Some Sugar
Old double-barrel here, blow your guts to Kingdom Come!
WarCry Visitor
Going to any page on WarCry.com
Crimson Dynamo
I am Crimson Dynamo. I am break you!