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PureIrony
James Tyler Clark
Member Since: 12 Aug 2010
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Navi People don't understand, you just want to help!The Old Veteran Adventuring is a kid's game, but you'll offer a sword and some tips.Tauren You might be patient, but you won't take anyone's bull.Mudkip! I heard you really, REALLY like them.Geek to the Core You wave that geek flag, and you wave it proudly.Brawl Series Finale Badge I watched the Series Finale of There Will Be Brawl!Snaaaaaake! Watched all of Metal Gear August on UnskippableChilly There's only so much love to go around. You dole your share out carefully.Luigi, the Second Banana You never get top billing, but without you there's no "Mario Bros."Smorgasborder Articles, comics, forums, videos ... you like a little bit of everything.Fishy McSketcherson Watched 7 episodes of UnskippableBernie Watched 3 episodes of UnskippableGame Noir Watched every episode of There Will Be BrawlMushroom Kingdom Confidential Watched 5 episodes of There Will Be BrawlBrawler Watched 3 episodes of There Will Be BrawlFace With A Name Has set an avatar.Make Yourself At Home Has created a user profile.Beat Him At His Own Game Got 100% on the Impossible Yahtzee QuizTeam Rocket You're consistently trounced by a kid and an electric rat. But you keep trying.Dr. Robotnik A hedgehog killed your mother. You shall have revenge!The Explorer Why bother with the main story when you can explore? A wizard's best friend. You're not a master yet, but you're learning. 10 About 4 For taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz. Warning to Others You might not die in a sketchy situation. Hooray! The Boy Who Lived You could face Voldemort all by yourself! Cinco de Quizo Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right! Decathaquiz Has completed 10 quizzes. An Open Book Aced the Open-Book Escapist Quiz User Group Member Member of 1 User Group Two Bits o' Quiz Has completed 25 quizzes. Game Over, Man Watched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade The Time is Now Watched 10 episodes of Doomsday Arcade Lazer Cat Watched 15 episodes of Doomsday Arcade Game Over Watched all 26 episodes of Doomsday Arcade Cutscene Watcher Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable God Mode You've been following the Michaels since the videogame Armageddon began. Forum Explorer Has posted in more than 3 different forums. Pixel Burglar Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics. The Wizard Robe and hat not included. Pixel Bandit Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics. Pixel Outlaw Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics. And Yet, The Armadillo Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable Master of Blinking Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable Well-Traveled You've been there, seen that, and bought a postcard. Baby Seal Puncher You're one bad dude, and are totally going to hell for that. Genre Warrior Has fought 1 battle Tactician Has won a battle Genre Campaigner Has fought 10 battles Subscriber Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist Ingenue Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse Starring Mike Patton Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable Laziness You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort... Pixel Kingpin Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics. Hand of Fate The fates have decided ... along with your help. Songstress Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing Notable Poster Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum] Chatty Has commented on over 100 different topics. Cutscene Fanatic Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable Lollipop Candy! 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Twitter-er Has connected their twitter account to their user profile Hitting the Presses Has read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist Publisher's Club Awarded to members of the Publisher's Club Gelatinous Cube You are perfectly evolved to envelop the weak, a 10 foot cube of jelly that slides along dungeon corridors consuming all in your path. Mindflayer You are master of psionics and mind-control, perhaps because your squidface is so ably adapted to consume brains. Webby 2011 Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys! Branston Pickle Witnessed the introduction of a legend Shurikens and Lightning There are only two things that could make this better... Charismatic Stallion I know what you're going to say. Triple C***** Hooker Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews Sweet Hat! Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews The People Have Spoken! Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation. Gremlin Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews. Jafar All you wanted was infinite power. Instead you get eternity with Gilbert Gottfried. Champion of Kirkwall You are ready to stake your claim in Dragon Age II Diamond Quiz Taker Has completed 50 quizzes. Vox Populi Commented on an episode of Extra Credits LOST The cursed numbers of misfortune. Mail Room You've got mail! Synergy Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict Hat Trick Thrice educated on games and learning. Meta Meta Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows Conditioned Would you like another pellet? Audio Engineer It's all about the music Level Lawyer Free as in speech, not free as in beer. Junior Game Designer Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits Regular Has posted in more than 12 different months. Meta Achievement Unlocked: Meta! Unpunctuated The first time is always the best time. The Iceman Cometh Earned the Mr. Freeze result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz. The Killing Joke Earned The Joker result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz. The Elder Scrolls: Champion You're an experienced player of The Elder Scrolls series. Boomerang Don't bother ducking, it'll only hit you on the way back. Forum Vagabond Has posted in more than 10 different forums. 7th Game of X-Mas You've uncovered the 7th Game of Christmas of 2011! 6th Game of X-Mas You've uncovered the 6th Game of Christmas of 2011! Piper Piping For those who can't whistle. Marshmallow Ghosts Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy! Homo Sapiens Earned the Human result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz I Am Krogan! Earned the Krogan result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz Go for the Optics, Chiktikka! Earned the Quarian result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz By the Goddess! Earned the Asari result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz A Year of Miracles Celebrating one year of amazing music by Miracle of Sound! Pew! Zap! Ker-Pow! Earned the Wizard result. Fuzzy Around the Edges Earned the Bigfoot Result Super Reptile Earned the "Lizard" result. Boredom Personified You induce narcolepsy just by introducing yourself.  F Is for Freak You are the scariest letter. Rookie Aw man, I got blood all over my good shoes... The Long Ride Home Voted for The Walking Dead for 2012’s Game of the Year! Miracle of Goats I wouldn't click on me if I were you. Spinning Button Do.Not.Click.This.Button Kool-aid… Um, Martini Has watched 20 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles |