NaviPeople don't understand, you just want to help!
The Old VeteranAdventuring is a kid's game, but you'll offer a sword and some tips.
TaurenYou might be patient, but you won't take anyone's bull.
Mudkip!I heard you really, REALLY like them.
Geek to the CoreYou wave that geek flag, and you wave it proudly.
Brawl Series Finale BadgeI watched the Series Finale of There Will Be Brawl!
Snaaaaaake!Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable
ChillyThere's only so much love to go around. You dole your share out carefully.
Luigi, the Second BananaYou never get top billing, but without you there's no "Mario Bros."
SmorgasborderArticles, comics, forums, videos ... you like a little bit of everything.
Fishy McSketchersonWatched 7 episodes of Unskippable
BernieWatched 3 episodes of Unskippable
Game NoirWatched every episode of There Will Be Brawl
Mushroom Kingdom ConfidentialWatched 5 episodes of There Will Be Brawl
BrawlerWatched 3 episodes of There Will Be Brawl
Face With A NameHas set an avatar.
Make Yourself At HomeHas created a user profile.
Beat Him At His Own GameGot 100% on the Impossible Yahtzee Quiz
Team RocketYou're consistently trounced by a kid and an electric rat. But you keep trying.
Dr. RobotnikA hedgehog killed your mother. You shall have revenge!
The ExplorerWhy bother with the main story when you can explore?
A wizard's best friend.You're not a master yet, but you're learning.
10 About 4For taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz.
Warning to OthersYou might not die in a sketchy situation. Hooray!
The Boy Who LivedYou could face Voldemort all by yourself!
Cinco de QuizoCompleted 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
DecathaquizHas completed 10 quizzes.
An Open BookAced the Open-Book Escapist Quiz
User Group MemberMember of 1 User Group
Two Bits o' QuizHas completed 25 quizzes.
Game Over, ManWatched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
The Time is NowWatched 10 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
Lazer CatWatched 15 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
Game OverWatched all 26 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
Cutscene WatcherWatched 15 episodes of Unskippable
God ModeYou've been following the Michaels since the videogame Armageddon began.
Forum ExplorerHas posted in more than 3 different forums.
Pixel BurglarHas read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.
The WizardRobe and hat not included.
Pixel BanditHas read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.
Pixel OutlawHas read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.
And Yet, The ArmadilloWatched 25 episodes of Unskippable
Master of BlinkingWatched 35 episodes of Unskippable
Well-TraveledYou've been there, seen that, and bought a postcard.
Baby Seal PuncherYou're one bad dude, and are totally going to hell for that.
Genre WarriorHas fought 1 battle
TacticianHas won a battle
Genre CampaignerHas fought 10 battles
SubscriberHas read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist
IngenueWatched Rebecca Mayes Muse
Starring Mike PattonWatched 45 episodes of Unskippable
LazinessYou'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...
Pixel KingpinHas read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.
Hand of FateThe fates have decided ... along with your help.
SongstressWatched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing
Notable PosterOver 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]
ChattyHas commented on over 100 different topics.
Cutscene FanaticWatched 52 episodes of Unskippable
Hersheys Mini BarsCandy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Candy CornCandy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Gum EyeballsCandy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Candy AppleCandy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Key to the TARDISTo celebrate the triumph of intellect and romance over brute force and cynicism.
Yep, It Was EasyAced our Super Easy Quiz 2010
Early EditionHas read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist
High FiveHas watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
I Can Has Friend?Has added a friend!
You Like Me!Has been added as a friend.
Duke NukemHas watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Count ChoculaBoth stylish and delicious.
Candy NecklaceCandy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Kill ShotWatched 4 episodes of Anthony Saves the World
March Mayhem 2011 BracketFilled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
Now and LaterCandy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Twitter-erHas connected their twitter account to their user profile
Hitting the PressesHas read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist
Publisher's ClubAwarded to members of the Publisher's Club
Gelatinous CubeYou are perfectly evolved to envelop the weak, a 10 foot cube of jelly that slides along dungeon corridors consuming all in your path.
MindflayerYou are master of psionics and mind-control, perhaps because your squidface is so ably adapted to consume brains.
Webby 2011Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!
Branston PickleWitnessed the introduction of a legend
Shurikens and LightningThere are only two things that could make this better...
Charismatic StallionI know what you're going to say.
Triple C***** HookerWatched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Sweet Hat!Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews
The People Have Spoken!Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.
GremlinWatched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
JafarAll you wanted was infinite power. Instead you get eternity with Gilbert Gottfried.
Champion of KirkwallYou are ready to stake your claim in Dragon Age II
Diamond Quiz TakerHas completed 50 quizzes.
Vox PopuliCommented on an episode of Extra Credits
LOSTThe cursed numbers of misfortune.
Mail RoomYou've got mail!
SynergyWatched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict
Hat TrickThrice educated on games and learning.
Meta MetaEarn badges from 5 different Escapist shows
ConditionedWould you like another pellet?
Audio EngineerIt's all about the music
Level LawyerFree as in speech, not free as in beer.
Junior Game DesignerWatched 5 episodes of Extra Credits
RegularHas posted in more than 12 different months.
MetaAchievement Unlocked: Meta!
UnpunctuatedThe first time is always the best time.
The Iceman ComethEarned the Mr. Freeze result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.
The Killing JokeEarned The Joker result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.
The Elder Scrolls: ChampionYou're an experienced player of The Elder Scrolls series.
BoomerangDon't bother ducking, it'll only hit you on the way back.
Forum VagabondHas posted in more than 10 different forums.
7th Game of X-MasYou've uncovered the 7th Game of Christmas of 2011!
6th Game of X-MasYou've uncovered the 6th Game of Christmas of 2011!
Piper PipingFor those who can't whistle.
Marshmallow GhostsCandy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Homo SapiensEarned the Human result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz
I Am Krogan!Earned the Krogan result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz
Go for the Optics, Chiktikka!Earned the Quarian result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz
By the Goddess!Earned the Asari result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz
A Year of MiraclesCelebrating one year of amazing music by Miracle of Sound!
Pew! Zap! Ker-Pow!Earned the Wizard result.
Fuzzy Around the EdgesEarned the Bigfoot Result
Super ReptileEarned the "Lizard" result.
Boredom PersonifiedYou induce narcolepsy just by introducing yourself.
F Is for FreakYou are the scariest letter.
RookieAw man, I got blood all over my good shoes...
The Long Ride HomeVoted for The Walking Dead for 2012’s Game of the Year!
Miracle of GoatsI wouldn't click on me if I were you.
Kool-aid… Um, MartiniHas watched 20 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles