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You...you've earned it.

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Honorary Mention - Haiku Contest - 2010 Summer E Games

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Watched Red Alert on The Escapist Show

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Voted in every match-up in March Mayhem 2010

Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket

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Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010

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I watched the Series Finale of There Will Be Brawl!

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Watched 25 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

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Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

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Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict

The cursed numbers of misfortune.

Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows

Thrice educated on games and learning.

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

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The first time is always the best time.

Witnessed the introduction of a legend

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Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

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"Surrender Monkey!"

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Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus!

Celebrating one year of amazing music by Miracle of Sound!

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Earned the "Green Magic" Result

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A fire djinn is the worst kind.

We are not alone.

Don't watch Killer Clowns from Outer Space.

You've got a few lesser known classics hiding out in your game library.

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Aw man, I got blood all over my good shoes...

Earned the Cyborg result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!

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Underneath the Princess's smile, there's nothing but malice.

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The scariest sporting equipment ever created.

YOU are the enemy unknown.

Participated in the XCOM Community Event!

Has fought 1 battle

In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.

Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.

You've Seen Movies

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The Daryl Dixon quiz has been completed with some bruising.

Has watched 20 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Life will go on, we will prevail.

I am Crimson Dynamo. I am break you!

The Cylons never asked us what we wanted. Welcome to the big leagues.

Once a Professor of the School of Death but now just a badge for a quiz.