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You escaped from The Escapist's Phantom of the Arcade text adventure!

The ZP Mashup was no match for me! *flex*

I heard you really, REALLY like them.

Earned The Riddler result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.

I came. I saw. I slew.

Knows the depth of the soul of the poet

You are master of psionics and mind-control, perhaps because your squidface is so ably adapted to consume brains.

Zomgphaserspewpew!!1

"Get a life"? Psh. This *is* your life.

You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...

You're not a master yet, but you're learning.

Has completed 10 quizzes.

You want to be a plumber? A doctor? A tennis star? You can do it all!

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

You've been following the Michaels since the videogame Armageddon began.

"See them driven before you!"

Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable

They're small and magnetic and FUN! Do not swallow.

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

Has posted in more than 10 different forums.

We won the Webby...because we rule!

Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army

Has won a battle

You are now a level 2 Cupid! You've learned "Heart Arrow"! Congrats!

♫ All around invaded Earth / the SPARTAN drove the Warthog ♫

I took the survey! I am a statistic!

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

For creating a thread with over 50 replies.

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Has added a friend!

Has set an avatar.

Has been added as a friend.

Has created a user profile.

Has added more than 10 friends.

Has been added as a friend by 10 others.

Has received and read messages from 10 people.

Has fought 1 battle

"Surrender Monkey!"

Has won more than one battle consecutively

Has added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.

Has added their PSN account to their profile.

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Has been added as a friend by 25 others.

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Member of 1 User Group

"Crush your enemies!"

Has linked their Steam account on their profile.

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Why bother with the main story when you can explore?

You could face Voldemort all by yourself!

Hit first, ask questions later.

People don't understand, you just want to help!

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

Sure, you may not be able to kill much on your own, but your tribe is pretty vicious in great numbers.

You respect your packmates, knowing that you can teleport together to bring down any foe.

You are perfectly evolved to envelop the weak, a 10 foot cube of jelly that slides along dungeon corridors consuming all in your path.

So terribly tortured inside.

Trapped in Nightmare Mansion.

Fight me if you dare.

Heroes may die, but legends endure.

I uncovered the secret like of board games and the Legend of Drizzt!

Has completed 25 quizzes.

Posted a comment using Facebook

Filled out a March Mayhem 2012 Bracket

Earned the USS Discovery One

Earned the Thor result

Zug zug!

Do a barrel roll!

Reward For Taking the Gaming Alphabet Quiz