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Jack and Calumon
Jack 'Calumon' Nicholls
Member Since: 29 Dec 2008
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Escapist Community Awards 2012
You're simply the best!
Landmark
Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!
Publisher's Club
Awarded to members of the Publisher's Club
Long-Time Listener, First-Time Caller
Your comment was reprinted in our weekly Letters to the Editor.
Baby Seal Puncher
You're one bad dude, and are totally going to hell for that.
Great Old Cuddler
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Notable Poster
Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]
Steamy!
Has linked their Steam account on their profile.
Play(Station)er
Has added their PSN account to their profile.
Sephiroth
You may spend a lot on hair products, but are still quite evil.
4th Birthday
Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!
The Average Bear
You're smarter than him! Congrats on getting 100% on the Escapist Birthday Quiz!
Webby Badge
We won the Webby...because we rule!
Red Faction Badge
Better Red than Dead! Red Faction!
Valentine's Day (TOO LEET)
This candy heart came from our uber raid for phat l3wtz...no newbz allowed...we too leet
World Warrior
I backed one of the fighters in the Escapist Street Fighter IV Throwdown!
You Like Me!
Has been added as a friend.
I Can Has Friend?
Has added a friend!
Excellent Topic!
For creating a thread with over 50 replies.
Hot Topic
Created a thread with over 1,000 views.
Forum Explorer
Has posted in more than 3 different forums.
Demographer
I took the survey! I am a statistic!
Chatty
Has commented on over 100 different topics.
Face With A Name
Has set an avatar.
Make Yourself At Home
Has created a user profile.
Rigged Dice
You rolled a Bulbasaur on your INT check, but hopefully you had fun with the Unforgotten Realms Quiz!
10 About 4
For taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz.
Cinco de Quizo
Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
X Factor
Has added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.
Survivor
Aced the Easy Left 4 Dead Quiz
Zuu Zuu
Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show
Big Pete
Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.
Cul-De-Sac'd
Watched 7 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Bernie
Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable
Fishy McSketcherson
Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable
Cutscene Watcher
Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable
Ingenue
Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse
Subscriber
Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist
Decathaquiz
Has completed 10 quizzes.
And Yet, The Armadillo
Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable
Pixel Burglar
Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.
Pixel Bandit
Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.
Pixel Outlaw
Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.
When Gamerz Attack
Watched 15 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Regular
Has posted in more than 12 different months.
Master of Blinking
Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable
Home-Owner
Watched 25 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Early Edition
Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist
Pixel Kingpin
Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.
Starring Mike Patton
Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable
Facebook
Has connected their profile to their Facebook account.
User Group Member
Member of 1 User Group
In Touch
Has received and read messages from 10 people.
Twitter-er
Has connected their twitter account to their user profile
Bestest Friend
Has added more than 10 friends.
You Really Like Me!
Has been added as a friend by 10 others.
Irradiated
Watched 35 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Two Bits o' Quiz
Has completed 25 quizzes.
Beat Him At His Own Game
Got 100% on the Impossible Yahtzee Quiz
Prolific
Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.
Socialite
Has been added as a friend by 25 others.
Songstress
Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing
Communicator
Has received and read messages from 25 people.
Cutscene Fanatic
Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable
User Group Bookmark
Has posted in a user group on over 30 different days.
Founder Lord
Founder of User Group with 25 members
Pillar of the Community
Has been added as a friend by 50 others.
Connector
Has received and read messages from 50 people.
The Explorer
Why bother with the main story when you can explore?
Forum Vagabond
Has posted in more than 10 different forums.
Open Mic
Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
Warning to Others
You might not die in a sketchy situation. Hooray!
Cyber Celeb
Has been added as a friend by 100 others.
A wizard's best friend.
You're not a master yet, but you're learning.
Lover, not a Fighter
Has added more than 100 friends.
Socialista
You mean there's more to The Escapist than just the forums? Huh, you had no idea.
Legacy Battle Draft
I chose my 32 in the 2010 Summer E Games Legacy Battle Draft
Ding!
You have successfully interacted with the Escapist WoW timeline.
Clank
What you lack in height you make up for in charm.
Otacon
The very definition of Nerd Power.
Navi
People don't understand, you just want to help!
Well-Traveled
You've been there, seen that, and bought a postcard.
Maven
Has received and read messages from 100 people.
The Fighter
Hit first, ask questions later.
Philandery and Flirtatiousness
Don't think we don't see you making eyes at those other badges, pal.
User Group Hotkey
Has posted in a user group on over 120 different days.
Diamond Quiz Taker
Has completed 50 quizzes.
Hand of Fate
The fates have decided ... along with your help.
Ubernerd
"Get a life"? Psh. This *is* your life.
Hitting the Presses
Has read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist
Smarties
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Now and Later
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Candy Necklace
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Lollipop
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Lemonheads
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Marshmallow Ghosts
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Section Leader
You listen to fan remixes of videogame tunes... if you don't make them yourself.
Hersheys Mini Bars
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Conductor
You sometimes hum the Zelda overworld theme in your sleep.
Chocolate Coins
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Tootsie Rolls
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Candy Apple
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Sourpatch Worms
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Back 2 The 80s
Watched 8 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
Gum Eyeballs
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Candy Corn
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
User Group Regular
Member of 15 user groups
The Mysterious Rival
Whose side are you on? What are you after? Are you actually the hero's father?
Night Elf
Who wants to live forever?
Battlestar Paper
Doesn't it look futuristic?
Yep, It Was Easy
Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010
High Five
Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Duke Nukem
Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Count Chocula
Both stylish and delicious.
Kill Shot
Watched 4 episodes of Anthony Saves the World
March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
MM Voting
I voted in every match-up during 2011 March Mayhem
Security Guard
Why can't these dang zombies just let me sit here and eat this donut?
Mindflayer
You are master of psionics and mind-control, perhaps because your squidface is so ably adapted to consume brains.
74 + 1 Quizzer
Has completed 75 quizzes
Webby 2011
Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!
Branston Pickle
Witnessed the introduction of a legend
Shurikens and Lightning
There are only two things that could make this better...
Charismatic Stallion
I know what you're going to say.
Unpunctuated
The first time is always the best time.
The People Have Spoken!
Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.
Yahtzee Poetry
Knows the depth of the soul of the poet
Sweet Hat!
Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Triple C***** Hooker
Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Gremlin
Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
Liked It
Shared a piece of content using the Like button
Jafar
All you wanted was infinite power. Instead you get eternity with Gilbert Gottfried.
Conditioned
Would you like another pellet?
Meta
Achievement Unlocked: Meta!
Mail Room
You've got mail!
Audio Engineer
It's all about the music
Level Lawyer
Free as in speech, not free as in beer.
Junior Game Designer
Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits
Vox Populi
Commented on an episode of Extra Credits
Synergy
Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict
LOST
The cursed numbers of misfortune.
Hat Trick
Thrice educated on games and learning.
The Red Button
Seriously, Don't Click it
Whatever you do, don't click here.
Meta Meta
Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows
Palma Permaximum
Amat victoria curam
Spinning Button
Do.Not.Click.This.Button
Feline Fatale
Earned the Catwoman result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz
Bow & Arrow
For when you want to reach out and touch someone.
Three-Horns Rock!
Mess with the Triceratops, you get the horns!
Shinra Electric Power Company
Power is Truth - Shinra is the Future
Very Model Of A Scientist Salarian
Earned the Salarian result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz
March Mayhem 2012 Bracket
Filled out a March Mayhem 2012 Bracket
Do the Robot!
Earned the Geth result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz
Kirby!
Om nom nom nom!
Loki!
God of jokes, riddles and pranks!
A Year of Miracles
Celebrating one year of amazing music by Miracle of Sound!
The Witch Watch
You’re late! You’re late! For a very important date!
My God, It's Full Of Stars
Earned the USS Discovery One
Taking It Easy
You've completed the "Know Your Casual Games" quiz!
Fuzzy Around the Edges
Earned the Bigfoot Result
Not So Boring
You're pretty average.
Adorable Animal Fan
Congratulations! You survived the adorableness ... This time.
XCOM Global Defense
Vigilo Confido
XCOM Enemy Unknown
Participated in the XCOM Community Event!
Burning Brightly
Was featured in an Escapist Community Spotlight
It's Not Always About The Destination
Voted for Journey for 2012’s Game of the Year!
Miracle of Goats
I wouldn't click on me if I were you.
Kool-aid… Um, Martini
Has watched 20 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
WarCry Visitor
Going to any page on WarCry.com