![]() Haiku Contest (Bronze) Third Place - Haiku Contest - 2010 Summer E Games![]() The Elder Scrolls: Emperor Long live the Emperor! You are an expert on all things The Elder Scrolls!![]() Live Long and Prosper Knows more about Star Trek than the Enterprise computer.![]() These Are the Voyages... Earned the USS Enterprise![]() Hot Chocolate You sexy thing.![]() Toasty Your heart is full of warmth. You're also kind of a sucker.![]() Ubernerd "Get a life"? Psh. This *is* your life.![]() An Arcane Intellect You're so smart, you must have been buffed by a Mage!![]() The Wizard Robe and hat not included.![]() Pew! Zap! Ker-Pow! Earned the Wizard result.![]() Tough Woman Quit gawking and toss me that shotgun so I can blast these bastards.![]() Siren Lock 'em down, shoot 'em up.![]() Tank Girl Listen up, cause I'm only telling you this once. I'm not bedtime story lady, so pay attention. It's 2033. The world is screwed now.![]() Ubermensch Gamers are the new supermen.![]() Aperture Science We Do What We Must, Because We Can![]() GlaDOS Scientific progress requires sacrifice. You know this.![]() Kirby! Om nom nom nom!![]() Consistent Voter Voted in every match-up in March Mayhem 2010![]() March Mayhem 2011 Bracket Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket![]() MM Voting I voted in every match-up during 2011 March Mayhem![]() March Mayhem 2012 Bracket Filled out a March Mayhem 2012 Bracket![]() Publisher's Club Awarded to members of the Publisher's Club![]() Palma Permaximum Amat victoria curam![]() Epic Poster Over 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]![]() Notable Poster Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]![]() The Jack of All Games Who has time to finish games?![]() Best of the Best Achievements, leaderboards, whatever it is, you must conquer it.![]() The Explorer Why bother with the main story when you can explore?![]() Smorgasborder Articles, comics, forums, videos ... you like a little bit of everything.![]() The Pretentionist You only play really Important games.![]() Otacon The very definition of Nerd Power.![]() The Pony-Lover If it's bright, colorful, and happy, you want to play it.![]() Giddyup Pony!!1 Claimed the exclusive PubClub pony in Horse Club![]() Night Elf Who wants to live forever?![]() Very Model Of A Scientist Salarian Earned the Salarian result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz![]() By the Goddess! Earned the Asari result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz![]() Go for the Optics, Chiktikka! Earned the Quarian result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz![]() Do the Robot! Earned the Geth result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz![]() Enkindle This! Earned the Hanar result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz![]() Count Chocula Both stylish and delicious.![]() Mmmrrrggglllrlglrlglr! Llke guuumu mlmmlu lmilmmlr chrwllwr, guuumu mlmmlu lmilmmlr Glmulmuluuml. Rluuuulr keuulm guuumu!![]() Champion of Kirkwall You are ready to stake your claim in Dragon Age II![]() Feline Fatale Earned the Catwoman result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz![]() The Clancy Twittered about great game literature. #greatgamelit![]() God Mode You've been following the Michaels since the videogame Armageddon began.![]() Game Over Watched all 26 episodes of Doomsday Arcade![]() 5th Birthday PDF I downloaded issue 261 as a PDF![]() 4th Birthday PDF I downloaded Issue 210 as a PDF!![]() 10 About 4 For taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz.![]() Beat Him At His Own Game Got 100% on the Impossible Yahtzee Quiz![]() Hitting the Presses Has read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist![]() Early Edition Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist![]() Subscriber Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist![]() 2010 Epic Quiz Badge I finished all of the Epic Quizzes 100% Correctly! Phew, my brain hurts.![]() 2010 Summer E Games Legacy Battle I voted in every match-up of the 2010 Summer E Games Legacy Battle! ![]() Batteries Holy cow BATTERIES! It's what I always wanted!![]() It's-a You! Mario! You want to be a plumber? A doctor? A tennis star? You can do it all!![]() Well-Traveled You've been there, seen that, and bought a postcard.![]() Arcade Escapee You escaped from The Escapist's Phantom of the Arcade text adventure!![]() Up Your Sleeve Got the Good Ending in POTA2![]() Rest In Got the Bad Ending in POTA2 ![]() Tourist You do fairly well in a crisis, but best not to push it.![]() Diamond Quiz Taker Has completed 50 quizzes.![]() Two Bits o' Quiz Has completed 25 quizzes.![]() Decathaquiz Has completed 10 quizzes.![]() Cinco de Quizo Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!![]() An Open Book Aced the Open-Book Escapist Quiz![]() Cutscene Fanatic Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable![]() Starring Mike Patton Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable![]() Master of Blinking Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable![]() And Yet, The Armadillo Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable![]() Cutscene Watcher Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable![]() Fishy McSketcherson Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable![]() Bernie Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable![]() Snaaaaaake! Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable![]() The Boy Who Lived You could face Voldemort all by yourself!![]() A wizard's best friend. You're not a master yet, but you're learning.![]() I'd like to thank the Academy... Aced the Oscars quiz![]() Back 2 The 80s Watched 8 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses![]() Big Daddy Aced the BioShock quiz![]() Forum Vagabond Has posted in more than 10 different forums.![]() Forum Explorer Has posted in more than 3 different forums.![]() Lazer Cat Watched 15 episodes of Doomsday Arcade![]() The Time is Now Watched 10 episodes of Doomsday Arcade![]() Game Over, Man Watched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade![]() Karaoke Superstar Watched 16 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses![]() Open Mic Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses![]() Diva Watched 25 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses![]() Songstress Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing![]() Ingenue Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse![]() Pixel Bandit Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.![]() Pixel Burglar Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.![]() Laziness You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...![]() The Dead-Eye You want to shoot things. ![]() The Simulant More real than real.![]() The Grouper Solo is for suckers![]() The Tinker You know games are meant to be modified.![]() Human You've got your strengths and faults, but hey - you're only human.![]() Tauren You might be patient, but you won't take anyone's bull.![]() Undead Of course your heart is cold. It isn't even beating!![]() Troll Stay away from da voodoo.![]() Cul-De-Sac'd Watched 7 episodes of Apocalypse Lane![]() Big Pete Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.![]() Twitter-er Has connected their twitter account to their user profile![]() Regular Has posted in more than 12 different months.![]() Steamy! Has linked their Steam account on their profile.![]() Facebook Has connected their profile to their Facebook account.![]() Chatty Has commented on over 100 different topics.![]() In Touch Has received and read messages from 10 people.![]() Socialite Has been added as a friend by 25 others.![]() You Really Like Me! Has been added as a friend by 10 others.![]() You Like Me! Has been added as a friend.![]() Bestest Friend Has added more than 10 friends.![]() I Can Has Friend? Has added a friend!![]() Make Yourself At Home Has created a user profile.![]() Face With A Name Has set an avatar.![]() Genre Warrior Has fought 1 battle![]() Genre Campaigner Has fought 10 battles![]() Tactician Has won a battle![]() Triumphant Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army![]() User Group Bookmark Has posted in a user group on over 30 different days.![]() User Group Member Member of 1 User Group![]() Ding! You have successfully interacted with the Escapist WoW timeline.![]() Spy Tryouts I'm now an Alpha Protocol agent...shhhh, it's a secret!![]() Hand of Fate The fates have decided ... along with your help.![]() Now and Later Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!![]() Smarties Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!![]() Candy Necklace Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!![]() Lollipop Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!![]() Lemonheads Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!![]() Marshmallow Ghosts Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!![]() Hersheys Mini Bars Candy! 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For creating a thread with over 50 replies.![]() ASTW Demonward Watched all 9 episodes of Anthony Saves the World leading up to the Finale!![]() ASTW Finale Limited Edition Badge I watched the Finale of Anthony Saves the World and received this limited edition badge![]() Drow Banished from the light centuries ago, you are a dark elf, cruel and strong.![]() Pixel Outlaw Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.![]() Webby 2011 Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!![]() Branston Pickle Witnessed the introduction of a legend![]() Charismatic Stallion I know what you're going to say.![]() Unpunctuated The first time is always the best time.![]() Shurikens and Lightning There are only two things that could make this better...![]() Sweet Hat! Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews![]() The People Have Spoken! Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.![]() Gremlin Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.![]() Ursula What's more sinister than an octopus drag queen?![]() Yahtzee Poetry Knows the depth of the soul of the poet![]() Triple C***** Hooker Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews![]() Motormouth Has watched every Zero Punctuation ![]() Company Travel Watched all the PAX Extra Credits coverage![]() Lead Designer Watched all episodes of Extra Credits![]() Vox Populi Commented on an episode of Extra Credits![]() LOST The cursed numbers of misfortune.![]() The Red Button Seriously, Don't Click it Whatever you do, don't click here.![]() Mail Room You've got mail!![]() Synergy Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict![]() Hat Trick Thrice educated on games and learning.![]() Meta Meta Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows![]() Conditioned Would you like another pellet?![]() Meta Achievement Unlocked: Meta!![]() Audio Engineer It's all about the music![]() Level Lawyer Free as in speech, not free as in beer.![]() Junior Game Designer Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits![]() Irony Get all the other Extra Credits badges![]() Second String Videogame music is cool and all, it's just not really your thing.![]() Hot Stuff You're so on fire that it's cool. How do you do it?![]() Communicator Has received and read messages from 25 people.![]() Not Dead Yet Earned the Mummy result. Who doesn't love to curse?![]() 12th Game of X-Mas You've uncovered the 12th Game of Christmas of 2011!![]() 11th Game of X-Mas You've uncovered the 11th Game of Christmas of 2011!![]() 10th Game of X-Mas You've uncovered the 10th Game of Christmas of 2011!![]() 9th Game of X-Mas You've uncovered the 9th Game of Christmas of 2011!![]() 8th Game of X-Mas You've uncovered the 8th Game of Christmas of 2011!![]() 7th Game of X-Mas You've uncovered the 7th Game of Christmas of 2011!![]() Master Sword Heroes may die, but legends endure.![]() 6th Game of X-Mas You've uncovered the 6th Game of Christmas of 2011!![]() 5th Game of X-Mas You've uncovered the 5th Game of Christmas of 2011!![]() Partridge in a Pear Tree Why are you in a pear tree, anyway?![]() 4th Game of X-Mas You've uncovered the 4th Game of Christmas of 2011!![]() 3rd Game of X-Mas You've uncovered the 3rd Game of Christmas of 2011!![]() 2nd Game of X-Mas You've uncovered the 2nd Game of Christmas of 2011!![]() 1st Game of X-Mas You've uncovered the 1st Game of Christmas of 2011!![]() King of the Terrible Lizards Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus!![]() You Killed Frosty! "Don't you cry, he'll regenerate again someday!" ![]() Live to Whisper Another Day It's not running away, it's a tactical retreat!![]() Bear Food The bears thought you were delicious. ![]() Herbert, Nooooo! You've lost your best and only friend...![]() Prince of Madness Cats, caterpillars, coasters, copulation!![]() Turtleborn! Meep, Merp, Muuu!![]() Stormtrooper What you lack in marksmanship you make up for in blind loyalty!![]() Loki! God of jokes, riddles and pranks!![]() A Year of Miracles Celebrating one year of amazing music by Miracle of Sound!![]() Master of Retro Gaming Aced the Old School Gaming Quiz![]() Yay Friendship! What's "grizzled" mean?![]() Let's Rock! Completed the "Sci-Fi Militaries" quiz!![]() Taking It Easy You've completed the "Know Your Casual Games" quiz!![]() Follow the Light Earned the "White Magic" Result![]() Pillar of the Community Has been added as a friend by 50 others.![]() SCREEEEEEE! Earned the Jersey Devil Result![]() The Doctor Is In Earned the "Doc Octopus" result.![]() All-Seeing, All-Knowing Earned the Oracle result.![]() Easily Distracted You really like playing games that are within other games.![]() Obscure Game Enthusiast You've got a few lesser known classics hiding out in your game library.![]() Sci-Fi Movie Fan! You're no stranger to the Star Treks and the Star Wars of the film world.![]() (Game) Environmentalist You're a well traveled gamer!![]() Elementary, My Dear Spellcaster Earned the Elementalist result in the Guild Wars 2 Profession quiz.![]() Boredom Personified You induce narcolepsy just by introducing yourself. ![]() Adorable Animal Fan Congratulations! You survived the adorableness ... This time.![]() Now I Know My ABCs.... Reward For Taking the Gaming Alphabet Quiz![]() The Infected Going to need some heavy duty antibiotics for this one.![]() Amonkira Reveals Them Killing is an art. And I am a Master.![]() XCOM Global Defense Vigilo Confido![]() XCOM Enemy Unknown Participated in the XCOM Community Event!![]() XCOM Marine Has fought 1 battle![]() XCOM Tactician Has won a battle![]() Double, double toil and trouble You know your way around a grimoire.![]() Fair is foul, and foul is fair You're the best hex in the west!![]() F Is for Freak You are the scariest letter.![]() I'll Cut You Arr, you scurvy dogs, beware my blade.![]() R Is for Rancor Who wasn't scared of that thing?![]() Sugar & Spice & Scary Underneath the Princess's smile, there's nothing but malice.![]() Hero The Force is strong with you.![]() Ape Henchman Earned the Monkey result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!![]() King of the Turf It's time for this gopher to make a stand! ![]() Ring-wraith They stole it from us. My precious.![]() Ring-bearer A light from the shadow shall spring.![]() The Long Ride Home Voted for The Walking Dead for 2012’s Game of the Year!![]() All Your Answer Are Belong To Us You have completed the Name That Toon Quiz and survived.![]() Commander Keen I have Commanded the Keen quiz "Name That Toon!"![]() The Dead Are Walking You've survived the impossible character quiz.![]() Connor Kenway You've assassinated the character quiz.![]() Necromorph You have taken the Deadly Dead Space quiz but didn't come out right in the end.![]() Isaac Clarke You've seen horrific things and lived.![]() Walker You've trudged through the Star Wars Quiz.![]() Force Choke Vader You've Force Choked The Star Wars Quiz![]() Landmark Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!![]() Robot Attack You've completed the SimCity quiz like a robot completing a city's destruction.![]() UFO You've obviously abducted the answers to the quiz.![]() Dangerous Daryl Dixon The Daryl Dixon quiz has been completed with some bruising.![]() Dapper Daryl Dixon Taken the Daryl Dixon quiz and finished it without a scratch.![]() ADAM Gathering Little Sister You've made it through the Baffling BioShock Quiz successfully.![]() Big Bad Big Daddy You've dominated the Baffling BioShock Quiz![]() The Powerpuff Badge Buttercup? Blossom? Oh No! I - I can't do it alone!![]() The Venture Badge Your powers are no match for me silly billy.![]() WarCry Visitor Going to any page on WarCry.com![]() Doomsday Life will go on, we will prevail.![]() Battlestar Galactica The Cylons never asked us what we wanted. Welcome to the big leagues.![]() The Tardis I'm saving the world, I need a decent shirt. To hell with the raggedy. Time to put on a show!![]() Malistaire Once a Professor of the School of Death but now just a badge for a quiz.![]() Leeroy Jenkins Alright, let's do this! |










































































































































































































































































