Haiku Contest (Bronze)Third Place - Haiku Contest - 2010 Summer E Games
The Elder Scrolls: EmperorLong live the Emperor! You are an expert on all things The Elder Scrolls!
Live Long and ProsperKnows more about Star Trek than the Enterprise computer.
These Are the Voyages...Earned the USS Enterprise
Hot ChocolateYou sexy thing.
ToastyYour heart is full of warmth. You're also kind of a sucker.
Ubernerd"Get a life"? Psh. This *is* your life.
An Arcane IntellectYou're so smart, you must have been buffed by a Mage!
The WizardRobe and hat not included.
Pew! Zap! Ker-Pow!Earned the Wizard result.
Tough WomanQuit gawking and toss me that shotgun so I can blast these bastards.
SirenLock 'em down, shoot 'em up.
Tank GirlListen up, cause I'm only telling you this once. I'm not bedtime story lady, so pay attention. It's 2033. The world is screwed now.
UbermenschGamers are the new supermen.
Aperture ScienceWe Do What We Must, Because We Can
GlaDOSScientific progress requires sacrifice. You know this.
Kirby!Om nom nom nom!
Consistent VoterVoted in every match-up in March Mayhem 2010
March Mayhem 2011 BracketFilled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
MM VotingI voted in every match-up during 2011 March Mayhem
March Mayhem 2012 BracketFilled out a March Mayhem 2012 Bracket
Publisher's ClubAwarded to members of the Publisher's Club
Palma PermaximumAmat victoria curam
Epic PosterOver 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]
Notable PosterOver 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]
The Jack of All GamesWho has time to finish games?
Best of the BestAchievements, leaderboards, whatever it is, you must conquer it.
The ExplorerWhy bother with the main story when you can explore?
SmorgasborderArticles, comics, forums, videos ... you like a little bit of everything.
The PretentionistYou only play really Important games.
OtaconThe very definition of Nerd Power.
The Pony-LoverIf it's bright, colorful, and happy, you want to play it.
Giddyup Pony!!1Claimed the exclusive PubClub pony in Horse Club
Night ElfWho wants to live forever?
Very Model Of A Scientist SalarianEarned the Salarian result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz
By the Goddess!Earned the Asari result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz
Go for the Optics, Chiktikka!Earned the Quarian result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz
Do the Robot!Earned the Geth result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz
Enkindle This!Earned the Hanar result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz
Count ChoculaBoth stylish and delicious.
Mmmrrrggglllrlglrlglr!Llke guuumu mlmmlu lmilmmlr chrwllwr, guuumu mlmmlu lmilmmlr Glmulmuluuml. Rluuuulr keuulm guuumu!
Champion of KirkwallYou are ready to stake your claim in Dragon Age II
Feline FataleEarned the Catwoman result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz
The ClancyTwittered about great game literature. #greatgamelit
God ModeYou've been following the Michaels since the videogame Armageddon began.
Game OverWatched all 26 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
5th Birthday PDFI downloaded issue 261 as a PDF
4th Birthday PDFI downloaded Issue 210 as a PDF!
10 About 4For taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz.
Beat Him At His Own GameGot 100% on the Impossible Yahtzee Quiz
Hitting the PressesHas read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist
Early EditionHas read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist
SubscriberHas read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist
2010 Epic Quiz BadgeI finished all of the Epic Quizzes 100% Correctly! Phew, my brain hurts.
2010 Summer E Games Legacy BattleI voted in every match-up of the 2010 Summer E Games Legacy Battle!
BatteriesHoly cow BATTERIES! It's what I always wanted!
It's-a You! Mario!You want to be a plumber? A doctor? A tennis star? You can do it all!
Well-TraveledYou've been there, seen that, and bought a postcard.
Arcade EscapeeYou escaped from The Escapist's Phantom of the Arcade text adventure!
Up Your SleeveGot the Good Ending in POTA2
Rest InGot the Bad Ending in POTA2
TouristYou do fairly well in a crisis, but best not to push it.
Diamond Quiz TakerHas completed 50 quizzes.
Two Bits o' QuizHas completed 25 quizzes.
DecathaquizHas completed 10 quizzes.
Cinco de QuizoCompleted 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
An Open BookAced the Open-Book Escapist Quiz
Cutscene FanaticWatched 52 episodes of Unskippable
Starring Mike PattonWatched 45 episodes of Unskippable
Master of BlinkingWatched 35 episodes of Unskippable
And Yet, The ArmadilloWatched 25 episodes of Unskippable
Cutscene WatcherWatched 15 episodes of Unskippable
Fishy McSketchersonWatched 7 episodes of Unskippable
BernieWatched 3 episodes of Unskippable
Snaaaaaake!Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable
The Boy Who LivedYou could face Voldemort all by yourself!
A wizard's best friend.You're not a master yet, but you're learning.
I'd like to thank the Academy...Aced the Oscars quiz
Back 2 The 80sWatched 8 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
Big DaddyAced the BioShock quiz
Forum VagabondHas posted in more than 10 different forums.
Forum ExplorerHas posted in more than 3 different forums.
Lazer CatWatched 15 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
The Time is NowWatched 10 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
Game Over, ManWatched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
Karaoke SuperstarWatched 16 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
Open MicWatched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
DivaWatched 25 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
SongstressWatched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing
IngenueWatched Rebecca Mayes Muse
Pixel BanditHas read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.
Pixel BurglarHas read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.
LazinessYou'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...
The Dead-EyeYou want to shoot things.
The SimulantMore real than real.
The GrouperSolo is for suckers
The TinkerYou know games are meant to be modified.
HumanYou've got your strengths and faults, but hey - you're only human.
TaurenYou might be patient, but you won't take anyone's bull.
UndeadOf course your heart is cold. It isn't even beating!
TrollStay away from da voodoo.
Cul-De-Sac'dWatched 7 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Big PeteWatched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.
Twitter-erHas connected their twitter account to their user profile
RegularHas posted in more than 12 different months.
Steamy!Has linked their Steam account on their profile.
ChattyHas commented on over 100 different topics.
In TouchHas received and read messages from 10 people.
SocialiteHas been added as a friend by 25 others.
You Really Like Me!Has been added as a friend by 10 others.
You Like Me!Has been added as a friend.
Bestest FriendHas added more than 10 friends.
I Can Has Friend?Has added a friend!
Make Yourself At HomeHas created a user profile.
Face With A NameHas set an avatar.
Genre WarriorHas fought 1 battle
Genre CampaignerHas fought 10 battles
TacticianHas won a battle
TriumphantHas won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army
User Group BookmarkHas posted in a user group on over 30 different days.
User Group MemberMember of 1 User Group
Ding!You have successfully interacted with the Escapist WoW timeline.
Spy TryoutsI'm now an Alpha Protocol agent...shhhh, it's a secret!
Hand of FateThe fates have decided ... along with your help.
Now and LaterCandy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Candy NecklaceCandy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Marshmallow GhostsCandy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Hersheys Mini BarsCandy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Tootsie RollsCandy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Candy AppleCandy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Sourpatch WormsCandy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Candy CornCandy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Gum EyeballsCandy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Chocolate CoinsCandy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
The Dog from Duck HuntHe's not laughing AT you, he's...ok, he's laughing at you.
Miles ProwerTwo tails, no waiting.
The White Magic GirlPure-hearted and innocent, you bring sunshine to the world. Healing spells, too.
Yep, It Was EasyAced our Super Easy Quiz 2010
High FiveHas watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
74 + 1 QuizzerHas completed 75 quizzes
Duke NukemHas watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Kill ShotWatched 4 episodes of Anthony Saves the World
Excellent Topic!For creating a thread with over 50 replies.
ASTW DemonwardWatched all 9 episodes of Anthony Saves the World leading up to the Finale!
ASTW Finale Limited Edition BadgeI watched the Finale of Anthony Saves the World and received this limited edition badge
DrowBanished from the light centuries ago, you are a dark elf, cruel and strong.
Pixel OutlawHas read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.
Webby 2011Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!
Branston PickleWitnessed the introduction of a legend
Charismatic StallionI know what you're going to say.
UnpunctuatedThe first time is always the best time.
Shurikens and LightningThere are only two things that could make this better...
Sweet Hat!Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews
The People Have Spoken!Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.
GremlinWatched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
UrsulaWhat's more sinister than an octopus drag queen?
Yahtzee PoetryKnows the depth of the soul of the poet
Triple C***** HookerWatched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews
MotormouthHas watched every Zero Punctuation
Company TravelWatched all the PAX Extra Credits coverage
Lead DesignerWatched all episodes of Extra Credits
Vox PopuliCommented on an episode of Extra Credits
LOSTThe cursed numbers of misfortune.
The Red Button
Seriously, Don't Click itWhatever you do, don't click here.
Mail RoomYou've got mail!
SynergyWatched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict
Hat TrickThrice educated on games and learning.
Meta MetaEarn badges from 5 different Escapist shows
ConditionedWould you like another pellet?
MetaAchievement Unlocked: Meta!
Audio EngineerIt's all about the music
Level LawyerFree as in speech, not free as in beer.
Junior Game DesignerWatched 5 episodes of Extra Credits
IronyGet all the other Extra Credits badges
Second StringVideogame music is cool and all, it's just not really your thing.
Hot StuffYou're so on fire that it's cool. How do you do it?
CommunicatorHas received and read messages from 25 people.
Not Dead YetEarned the Mummy result. Who doesn't love to curse?
12th Game of X-MasYou've uncovered the 12th Game of Christmas of 2011!
11th Game of X-MasYou've uncovered the 11th Game of Christmas of 2011!
10th Game of X-MasYou've uncovered the 10th Game of Christmas of 2011!
9th Game of X-MasYou've uncovered the 9th Game of Christmas of 2011!
8th Game of X-MasYou've uncovered the 8th Game of Christmas of 2011!
7th Game of X-MasYou've uncovered the 7th Game of Christmas of 2011!
Master SwordHeroes may die, but legends endure.
6th Game of X-MasYou've uncovered the 6th Game of Christmas of 2011!
5th Game of X-MasYou've uncovered the 5th Game of Christmas of 2011!
Partridge in a Pear TreeWhy are you in a pear tree, anyway?
4th Game of X-MasYou've uncovered the 4th Game of Christmas of 2011!
3rd Game of X-MasYou've uncovered the 3rd Game of Christmas of 2011!
2nd Game of X-MasYou've uncovered the 2nd Game of Christmas of 2011!
1st Game of X-MasYou've uncovered the 1st Game of Christmas of 2011!
King of the Terrible LizardsSic Semper Tyrannosaurus!
You Killed Frosty!"Don't you cry, he'll regenerate again someday!"
Live to Whisper Another DayIt's not running away, it's a tactical retreat!
Bear FoodThe bears thought you were delicious.
Herbert, Nooooo!You've lost your best and only friend...
Prince of MadnessCats, caterpillars, coasters, copulation!
Turtleborn!Meep, Merp, Muuu!
StormtrooperWhat you lack in marksmanship you make up for in blind loyalty!
Loki!God of jokes, riddles and pranks!
A Year of MiraclesCelebrating one year of amazing music by Miracle of Sound!
Master of Retro GamingAced the Old School Gaming Quiz
Yay Friendship!What's "grizzled" mean?
Let's Rock!Completed the "Sci-Fi Militaries" quiz!
Taking It EasyYou've completed the "Know Your Casual Games" quiz!
Follow the LightEarned the "White Magic" Result
Pillar of the CommunityHas been added as a friend by 50 others.
SCREEEEEEE!Earned the Jersey Devil Result
The Doctor Is InEarned the "Doc Octopus" result.
All-Seeing, All-KnowingEarned the Oracle result.
Easily DistractedYou really like playing games that are within other games.
Obscure Game EnthusiastYou've got a few lesser known classics hiding out in your game library.
Sci-Fi Movie Fan!You're no stranger to the Star Treks and the Star Wars of the film world.
(Game) EnvironmentalistYou're a well traveled gamer!
Elementary, My Dear SpellcasterEarned the Elementalist result in the Guild Wars 2 Profession quiz.
Boredom PersonifiedYou induce narcolepsy just by introducing yourself.
Adorable Animal FanCongratulations! You survived the adorableness ... This time.
Now I Know My ABCs....Reward For Taking the Gaming Alphabet Quiz
The InfectedGoing to need some heavy duty antibiotics for this one.
Amonkira Reveals ThemKilling is an art. And I am a Master.
XCOM Global DefenseVigilo Confido
XCOM Enemy UnknownParticipated in the XCOM Community Event!
XCOM MarineHas fought 1 battle
XCOM TacticianHas won a battle
Double, double toil and troubleYou know your way around a grimoire.
Fair is foul, and foul is fairYou're the best hex in the west!
F Is for FreakYou are the scariest letter.
I'll Cut YouArr, you scurvy dogs, beware my blade.
R Is for RancorWho wasn't scared of that thing?
Sugar & Spice & ScaryUnderneath the Princess's smile, there's nothing but malice.
HeroThe Force is strong with you.
Ape HenchmanEarned the Monkey result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!
King of the TurfIt's time for this gopher to make a stand!
Ring-wraithThey stole it from us. My precious.
Ring-bearerA light from the shadow shall spring.
The Long Ride HomeVoted for The Walking Dead for 2012ís Game of the Year!
All Your Answer Are Belong To UsYou have completed the Name That Toon Quiz and survived.
Commander KeenI have Commanded the Keen quiz "Name That Toon!"
The Dead Are WalkingYou've survived the impossible character quiz.
Connor KenwayYou've assassinated the character quiz.
NecromorphYou have taken the Deadly Dead Space quiz but didn't come out right in the end.
Isaac ClarkeYou've seen horrific things and lived.
WalkerYou've trudged through the Star Wars Quiz.
Force Choke VaderYou've Force Choked The Star Wars Quiz
LandmarkHas posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!
Robot AttackYou've completed the SimCity quiz like a robot completing a city's destruction.
UFOYou've obviously abducted the answers to the quiz.
Dangerous Daryl DixonThe Daryl Dixon quiz has been completed with some bruising.
Dapper Daryl DixonTaken the Daryl Dixon quiz and finished it without a scratch.
ADAM Gathering Little SisterYou've made it through the Baffling BioShock Quiz successfully.
Big Bad Big DaddyYou've dominated the Baffling BioShock Quiz
The Powerpuff BadgeButtercup? Blossom? Oh No! I - I can't do it alone!
The Venture BadgeYour powers are no match for me silly billy.
WarCry VisitorGoing to any page on WarCry.com
DoomsdayLife will go on, we will prevail.
Battlestar GalacticaThe Cylons never asked us what we wanted. Welcome to the big leagues.
The TardisI'm saving the world, I need a decent shirt. To hell with the raggedy. Time to put on a show!
MalistaireOnce a Professor of the School of Death but now just a badge for a quiz.
Leeroy JenkinsAlright, let's do this!