Member Since: 16 Apr 2009
Four Eyes, LiterallyEarned the Batarian result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz
KoboldSure, you may not be able to kill much on your own, but your tribe is pretty vicious in great numbers.
Blood is the LifeEarned the Dracula result. Better stock up on sunscreen!
ClankWhat you lack in height you make up for in charm.
Rage is a Hell of an AnestheticMostly grizzled, you know how to hold a grudge.
X FactorHas added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.
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Mushroom Kingdom ConfidentialWatched 5 episodes of There Will Be Brawl
Notable PosterOver 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]
BernieWatched 3 episodes of Unskippable
ChattyHas commented on over 100 different topics.
Vampyre ShyvSomething to cull those wanton feelings at dusk.
Face With A NameHas set an avatar.
Game NoirWatched every episode of There Will Be Brawl
You Like Me!Has been added as a friend.
I Can Has Friend?Has added a friend!
Make Yourself At HomeHas created a user profile.
Excellent Topic!For creating a thread with over 50 replies.
Forum ExplorerHas posted in more than 3 different forums.
4th BirthdayCelebrating 4 years of The Escapist!
BrawlerWatched 3 episodes of There Will Be Brawl
Zuu ZuuWatched two episodes of The Escapist Show
Webby BadgeWe won the Webby...because we rule!
Always RunningWatched 8 episodes of The Escapist Show
It's Your RingWatched Sonic unleashed on The Escapist Show
Big PeteWatched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.
Game Over, ManWatched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
The Time is NowWatched 10 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
Lazer CatWatched 15 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
Fishy McSketchersonWatched 7 episodes of Unskippable
Cutscene WatcherWatched 15 episodes of Unskippable
And Yet, The ArmadilloWatched 25 episodes of Unskippable
Master of BlinkingWatched 35 episodes of Unskippable
Snaaaaaake!Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable
IngenueWatched Rebecca Mayes Muse
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Starring Mike PattonWatched 45 episodes of Unskippable
SongstressWatched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing
Open MicWatched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
Bestest FriendHas added more than 10 friends.
Cutscene FanaticWatched 52 episodes of Unskippable
Brawl Series Finale BadgeI watched the Series Finale of There Will Be Brawl!
Cinco de QuizoCompleted 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
Big DaddyAced the BioShock quiz
You Really Like Me!Has been added as a friend by 10 others.
Pixel BurglarHas read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.
I'd like to thank the Academy...Aced the Oscars quiz
RegularHas posted in more than 12 different months.
Luigi, the Second BananaYou never get top billing, but without you there's no "Mario Bros."
BowserBig, loud, and obnoxious, but you have legions of (semi) loyal followers anyway.
Pac-Man GhostsNot very scary, but deadly, just the same.
The Old VeteranAdventuring is a kid's game, but you'll offer a sword and some tips.
Team RocketYou're consistently trounced by a kid and an electric rat. But you keep trying.
OtaconThe very definition of Nerd Power.
DecathaquizHas completed 10 quizzes.
Forum VagabondHas posted in more than 10 different forums.
The ClericConvert others to your deity, then bash them in the face.
The FighterHit first, ask questions later.
Mash-Up VotingI voted in the Red Faction Blow Stuff Up Mash-Up!
Gum EyeballsCandy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
The KidYou're plucky, adventurous and brave, but you've still got a lot to learn.
OrcLok'tar Ogar! For the Horde!
DwarfGuns and alcohol - the perfect combination.
TrollStay away from da voodoo.
DraeneiYou're good-hearted and can wield Light incarnate, but you can't fly spaceships.
Candy CornCandy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Hair-Trigger TempersWe're making you angry, and we wouldn't like you when you're angry!
Hot ChocolateYou sexy thing.
High FiveHas watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Candy NecklaceCandy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Yep, It Was EasyAced our Super Easy Quiz 2010
Pixel BanditHas read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.
Pixel OutlawHas read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.
Pixel KingpinHas read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.
Duke NukemHas watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Hersheys Mini BarsCandy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
SmorgasborderArticles, comics, forums, videos ... you like a little bit of everything.
The GrouperSolo is for suckers
The ExplorerWhy bother with the main story when you can explore?
Two Bits o' QuizHas completed 25 quizzes.
Champion of KirkwallYou are ready to stake your claim in Dragon Age II
DrowBanished from the light centuries ago, you are a dark elf, cruel and strong.
MindflayerYou are master of psionics and mind-control, perhaps because your squidface is so ably adapted to consume brains.
OgreFee, Fi, Fo, Fum! You pummel your enemies because you are so big and so strong.
OwlbearLegends say your race was created by a mad wizard but all you care about is ripping out the throats of your enemies.
Webby 2011Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!
Branston PickleWitnessed the introduction of a legend
Shurikens and LightningThere are only two things that could make this better...
Charismatic StallionI know what you're going to say.
UnpunctuatedThe first time is always the best time.
The People Have Spoken!Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.
Triple C***** HookerWatched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews
MotormouthHas watched every Zero Punctuation
Yahtzee PoetryKnows the depth of the soul of the poet
Sweet Hat!Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews
GremlinWatched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
ConditionedWould you like another pellet?
MetaAchievement Unlocked: Meta!
Mail RoomYou've got mail!
Audio EngineerIt's all about the music
Level LawyerFree as in speech, not free as in beer.
Vox PopuliCommented on an episode of Extra Credits
SynergyWatched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict
LOSTThe cursed numbers of misfortune.
Meta MetaEarn badges from 5 different Escapist shows
FounderYou've been with us since the days of the very first PDFs.
Best of the BestAchievements, leaderboards, whatever it is, you must conquer it.
Junior Game DesignerWatched 5 episodes of Extra Credits
Hat TrickThrice educated on games and learning.
SubscriberHas read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist
EXTERMINATE!Earned the Dalek result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.
Here Come the DrumsEarned The Master result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.
The Iceman ComethEarned the Mr. Freeze result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.
The Penguin Flies Ever AloneEarned The Penguin result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.
The Killing JokeEarned The Joker result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.
Feline FataleEarned the Catwoman result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz
Not Dead YetEarned the Mummy result. Who doesn't love to curse?
Bark at the MoonEarned the Wolfman result. Watch out for fleas!
The Original Swamp ThingEarned the Creature from the Black Lagoon. You look fantastic in a speedo.
CryptkeeperEarned the Ghoul result. Who doesn't love a good b-grade horror movie?
Master SwordHeroes may die, but legends endure.
BombRemember, five second fuses burn down in three!
BoomerangDon't bother ducking, it'll only hit you on the way back.
10th Game of X-MasYou've uncovered the 10th Game of Christmas of 2011!
9th Game of X-MasYou've uncovered the 9th Game of Christmas of 2011!
8th Game of X-MasYou've uncovered the 8th Game of Christmas of 2011!
7th Game of X-MasYou've uncovered the 7th Game of Christmas of 2011!
6th Game of X-MasYou've uncovered the 6th Game of Christmas of 2011!
5th Game of X-MasYou've uncovered the 5th Game of Christmas of 2011!
4th Game of X-MasYou've uncovered the 4th Game of Christmas of 2011!
3rd Game of X-MasYou've uncovered the 3rd Game of Christmas of 2011!
2nd Game of X-MasYou've uncovered the 2nd Game of Christmas of 2011!
A Golden RingShiny!
French HenOmelette du fromage.
1st Game of X-MasYou've uncovered the 1st Game of Christmas of 2011!
King of the Terrible LizardsSic Semper Tyrannosaurus!
Death from AboveFly the prehistoric skies!
Clever and CraftyRaptors rule!
Loch Ness Monster's AncestorBefore Jaws, there was you!
Tyrell CorporationMore Human Than Human
Umbrella CorporationPower is Life
Shinra Electric Power CompanyPower is Truth - Shinra is the Future
Aperture ScienceWe Do What We Must, Because We Can
Very Model Of A Scientist SalarianEarned the Salarian result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz
I Am Krogan!Earned the Krogan result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz
By the Goddess!Earned the Asari result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz
Homo SapiensEarned the Human result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz
All Have Gone to KalahiraEarned the Drell result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz
Ah yes, "Reapers"...Earned the Turian result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz
Go for the Optics, Chiktikka!Earned the Quarian result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz
Diamond Quiz TakerHas completed 50 quizzes.
Do the Robot!Earned the Geth result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz
You Will Know True PowerEarned the Collectors result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz
All About The CreditsEarned the Volus result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz
With Confusion: I Am Not An 'Eeyore'Earned the Elcor result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz
ZombieBrains are the name of the game.
StormtrooperWhat you lack in marksmanship you make up for in blind loyalty!
Link!He come to town / come to save / the Princess Zelda!
Samus Aran!Space pirates beware!
Loki!God of jokes, riddles and pranks!
LandmarkHas posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!
Now and LaterCandy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
For the Good of the CollectiveEarned the Computer Psychologist
The Few, The Proud, The ClonesEarned the Squall Trooper Result
Cleaning up the Empire, One Mess at a TimeEarned the Space Janitor Result
The First AvengerEarned the Captain America Result
God of ThunderEarned the Thor result
These Are the Voyages...Earned the USS Enterprise
My God, It's Full Of StarsEarned the USS Discovery One
Armed and OperationalEarned the Star Destroyer result
We Gave Our Lives For NormandyEarned the SSV Normandy result
Not a Piece of JunkEarned the Millennium Falcon result
So Say We AllEarned the Battlestar Galactica result
Yay Friendship!What's "grizzled" mean?
What's in the Box?Moderately grizzled, but you're not one to let it get in the way of your life.
Do Not Cross a Man With Nothing to LoseMaximum grizzledness!
Let's Rock!Completed the "Sci-Fi Militaries" quiz!
Taking It EasyYou've completed the "Know Your Casual Games" quiz!
Every Day is Earth Day!Earned the "Green Magic" Result
Death is Only the BeginningEarned the "Black Magic" Result
Follow the LightEarned the "White Magic" Result
Knowledge is PowerEarned the "Blue Magic" Result
Do You Smell Something Burning?Earned the "Red Magic" Result
Chupa-ThingyEarned the Chupacabra Result
Anybody Want a Snow Cone?Earned the Yeti Result
SCREEEEEEE!Earned the Jersey Devil Result
Ol' NessieEarned the Loch Ness Monster result
Super ReptileEarned the "Lizard" result.
The Thrill of the HuntEarned the "Kraven the Hunter" result.
Sinister SymbiosisEarned the "Venom" result.
The Doctor Is InEarned the "Doc Octopus" result.
Part-Time Vigilante, Part-Time Master ThiefEarned the Catwoman result.
Do Things By The BookEarned the Commisioner Gordon result.
Not Just A Sidekick AnymoreEarned the Nightwing result.
Easily DistractedYou really like playing games that are within other games.
I Solve Practical ProblemsEarned the Engineer result in the Guild Wars 2 Profession quiz.
I Am Your Shield; I Am Your SwordEarned the Guardian result in the Guild Wars 2 Profession quiz.
GunzerkerGuns, guns and more guns!
SirenLock 'em down, shoot 'em up.
AssassinNo one will see you coming.
CommandoWhen in doubt, empty your magazine.
The InfectedGoing to need some heavy duty antibiotics for this one.
Space ZombieIn space, no one can hear you munch on brains.
Romero ZombieWhen there's no more room in hell...
Kill All MeatbagsQuery: Shall we find something to kill to cheer ourselves up?
It's A-Me, Ezio!I'll make the sacrifice for the greater good.
I'm a ProfessionalNames are for friends, so I don't need one.
ParseltongueEarned the Snake result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!
An End, Once And For AllVoted for Mass Effect 3 for 2012’s Game of the Year!
All Your Answer Are Belong To UsYou have completed the Name That Toon Quiz and survived.
Commander KeenI have Commanded the Keen quiz "Name That Toon!"
Miracle of GoatsI wouldn't click on me if I were you.
R Is for RancorWho wasn't scared of that thing?
Kool-aid… Um, MartiniHas watched 20 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
WarCry VisitorGoing to any page on WarCry.com