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When the time comes, you will be ready.

Hit first, ask questions later.

Adventuring is a kid's game, but you'll offer a sword and some tips.

Mostly grizzled, you know how to hold a grudge.

Lok'tar Ogar! For the Horde!

Granted for being an Escapist News contributor

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Granted for being a contributor to WarCry

You said this button does what?

Legends say your race was created by a mad wizard but all you care about is ripping out the throats of your enemies.

Trust in the Chicken. The Chicken knows all.

Twittered about great game literature. #greatgamelit

Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!

Aced the BioShock quiz

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

Has created a user profile.

Has set an avatar.

Has added a friend!

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I got off the Desert Bus in Las Vegas, Nevada!

Has been added as a friend by 50 others.

Founder of User Group with 100 members

Founder of User Group with 25 members

Has linked their Steam account on their profile.

You escaped from The Escapist's Phantom of the Arcade text adventure!

Over 5000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [6 month minimum]

We won the Webby...because we rule!

I voted in every 2009 March Mayhem match-up!

Better Red than Dead! Red Faction!

I backed one of the fighters in the Escapist Street Fighter IV Throwdown!

This candy heart is Rated S for....Simbada-bulada.

Has received and read messages from 50 people.

Created a thread with over 10,000 views.

"This is SPARTA!"

I took the survey! I am a statistic!

They're lucky! Collect 100 for a special surprise!

You are a paragon of virtue. A trail of flowers, bunnies, and rainbows lies in your wake.

Over 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]

Has received and read messages from 25 people.

Has been added as a friend by 10 others.

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Has received and read messages from 10 people.

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

For creating a thread with over 50 replies.

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

Has been added as a friend by 25 others.

Has fought 1 battle

Has won a battle

Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army

"Crush your enemies!"

Has won more than one battle consecutively

Has earned more than 10,000 treasure

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Has fought 10 battles

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Has won 10 battles without the loss of a complete army

Has earned more than 50,000 treasure

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For taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz.

You're smarter than him! Congrats on getting 100% on the Escapist Birthday Quiz!

Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

I downloaded Issue 210 as a PDF!

You rolled a Bulbasaur on your INT check, but hopefully you had fun with the Unforgotten Realms Quiz!

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

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Has completed 10 quizzes.

Member of 1 User Group

Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show

Watched 8 episodes of The Escapist Show

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

You know who will win in a fight between a T-Rex and a million kittens.

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Gamers are the new supermen.

Has posted in a user group on over 30 different days.

Has received and read messages from 100 people.

Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

You find these pair nicely with your giant package of underpants.

Enjoyed the contents of the 2009 Advent Calendar

"See them driven before you!"

Has completed 25 quizzes.

Locked and Loaded! Hoo-rah! Join our AVP Battle!

Founder of User Group with 225 members

Has read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has been added as a friend by 100 others.

Got the Bad Ending in POTA2

Got the Good Ending in POTA2

Why are you ALWAYS in another castle?

You want to shoot things.

You do fairly well in a crisis, but best not to push it.

Articles, comics, forums, videos ... you like a little bit of everything.

Scientific progress requires sacrifice. You know this.

It would take something or someone very special to thaw you out.

The very definition of Nerd Power.

You're one bad dude, and are totally going to hell for that.

Has completed 50 quizzes.

You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...

You wave that geek flag, and you wave it proudly.

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

Videogame music is cool and all, it's just not really your thing.

Has connected their twitter account to their user profile

Has connected their profile to their Facebook account.

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

You sexy thing.

Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010

Both stylish and delicious.

Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket

You are ready to stake your claim in Dragon Age II

Has added more than 100 friends.

Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Has completed 75 quizzes

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Quit gawking and toss me that shotgun so I can blast these bastards.

For creating a thread with over 1000 replies!

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

There are only two things that could make this better...

I know what you're going to say.

The first time is always the best time.

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Knows the depth of the soul of the poet

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

All you wanted was infinite power. Instead you get eternity with Gilbert Gottfried.

It's all about the music

Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

Whatever you do, don't click here.

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows

Has posted in a user group on over 120 different days.

Amat victoria curam

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Do.Not.Click.This.Button

Posted a comment using Facebook

Earned the Catwoman result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz

Earned the Wolfman result. Watch out for fleas!

You're an experienced player of The Elder Scrolls series.

Shared a piece of content using the Like button

You've uncovered the 12th Game of Christmas of 2011!

You've uncovered the 10th Game of Christmas of 2011!

Power is Life

Filled out a March Mayhem 2012 Bracket

Earned the Salarian result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz

Earned the Elcor result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz

Earned the Hawkeye Result

Earned the USS Enterprise

Completed the "Sci-Fi Militaries" quiz!

You've completed the "Know Your Casual Games" quiz!

Earned the "Doc Octopus" result.

You're a well traveled gamer!

Go outside and have an adventure! It'll help, trust me.

Congratulations! You survived the adorableness ... This time.

Reward For Taking the Gaming Alphabet Quiz

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

YOU are the enemy unknown.

An NPC Elite Mob has spawned!

Participated in the XCOM Community Event!

The Force is strong with you.

Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing

In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.

They stole it from us. My precious.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

Christmas is not a time or a season, but a state of mind.

Happiness is a warm puppy

Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.

You have a fondness for the pointy end of a stick.

You've Seen Movies

You Could Be Considered An Auteur

You have completed the Name That Toon Quiz and survived.

You have taken the Deadly Dead Space quiz but didn't come out right in the end.

You may not have made it through the quiz in one piece but at least you're alive.

I have taken the Sci-Fi Quiz and have emerged, changed.

You've trudged through the Star Wars Quiz.

Awarded to members of the Publisher's Club

You've completed the Star Trek Quiz and in less than five years.

Has read at least one article in 104 weekly issues of The Escapist

When you removed the book from the cradle, did you speak the words?

You are the scariest letter.

Going to any page on WarCry.com

Buttercup? Blossom? Oh No! I - I can't do it alone!

Shared 100 pieces of content using the Like button

Life will go on, we will prevail.

I am all powerful! Your new Master!

The Cylons never asked us what we wanted. Welcome to the big leagues.

I'm saving the world, I need a decent shirt. To hell with the raggedy. Time to put on a show!