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Baby Seal PuncherYou're one bad dude, and are totally going to hell for that.
Pac-Man GhostsNot very scary, but deadly, just the same.
PonyCan it be?? Under the tree? A real live PONEE?!!
Mudkip!I heard you really, REALLY like them.
Apprentice DorkYou have embraced your path, but you still have much to learn.
Level-cappedYou are the highest level that can be obtained. For now.
SephirothYou may spend a lot on hair products, but are still quite evil.
SocialistaYou mean there's more to The Escapist than just the forums? Huh, you had no idea.
The Jack of All GamesWho has time to finish games?
The Pony-LoverIf it's bright, colorful, and happy, you want to play it.
Best of the BestAchievements, leaderboards, whatever it is, you must conquer it.
The SimulantMore real than real.
The GrouperSolo is for suckers
The TinkerYou know games are meant to be modified.
The PretentionistYou only play really Important games.
The TacticianYou attack games as the cerebral challenges they are.
The ExplorerWhy bother with the main story when you can explore?
The Dead-EyeYou want to shoot things.
Informed ConsumerArticles, columns, news and reviews: If it has words, you love it.
ObserverYou lurk in the shadows, seeing all, commenting on little.
10 About 4For taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz.
Spy TryoutsI'm now an Alpha Protocol agent...shhhh, it's a secret!
UbermenschGamers are the new supermen.
Beat Him At His Own GameGot 100% on the Impossible Yahtzee Quiz
Warning to OthersYou might not die in a sketchy situation. Hooray!
An Arcane IntellectYou're so smart, you must have been buffed by a Mage!
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The Koopa KingYou're the mortal enemy of the Mario Bros. But sometimes you go karting together.
Live Long and ProsperKnows more about Star Trek than the Enterprise computer.
God ModeYou've been following the Michaels since the videogame Armageddon began.
Team RocketYou're consistently trounced by a kid and an electric rat. But you keep trying.
The Lich KingYou've got this villain thing down cold.
The Boy Who LivedYou could face Voldemort all by yourself!
A wizard's best friend.You're not a master yet, but you're learning.
Big DaddyAced the BioShock quiz
I'd like to thank the Academy...Aced the Oscars quiz
BernieWatched 3 episodes of Unskippable
Fishy McSketchersonWatched 7 episodes of Unskippable
Cutscene WatcherWatched 15 episodes of Unskippable
And Yet, The ArmadilloWatched 25 episodes of Unskippable
Master of BlinkingWatched 35 episodes of Unskippable
Starring Mike PattonWatched 45 episodes of Unskippable
Cutscene FanaticWatched 52 episodes of Unskippable
Snaaaaaake!Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable
An Open BookAced the Open-Book Escapist Quiz
Rebecca Mayes ShoutoutWho said that Rebecca Mayes is a talented artist for her album? I did, that's who.
IngenueWatched Rebecca Mayes Muse
Pixel BurglarHas read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.
Pixel BanditHas read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.
Pixel OutlawHas read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.
Pixel KingpinHas read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.
BrawlerWatched 3 episodes of There Will Be Brawl
Mushroom Kingdom ConfidentialWatched 5 episodes of There Will Be Brawl
Game NoirWatched every episode of There Will Be Brawl
Brawl Series Finale BadgeI watched the Series Finale of There Will Be Brawl!
Steamy!Has linked their Steam account on their profile.
5th Birthday PDFI downloaded issue 261 as a PDF
4th Birthday PDFI downloaded Issue 210 as a PDF!
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Cinco de QuizoCompleted 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
DecathaquizHas completed 10 quizzes.
Two Bits o' QuizHas completed 25 quizzes.
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You Like Me!Has been added as a friend.
You Really Like Me!Has been added as a friend by 10 others.
SocialiteHas been added as a friend by 25 others.
Pillar of the CommunityHas been added as a friend by 50 others.
I Can Has Friend?Has added a friend!
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Lover, not a FighterHas added more than 100 friends.
Genre WarriorHas fought 1 battle
Genre CampaignerHas fought 10 battles
Genre VeteranHas fought 100 battles
Terminator"Crush your enemies!"
Unconquerable"Veni, vidi, vici."
ResilientHas won more than one battle consecutively
TriumphantHas won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army
GloriousHas won 10 battles without the loss of a complete army
MajesticHas won 50 battles without the loss of a complete army
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Master TacticianHas won 10 battles
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Hot TopicCreated a thread with over 1,000 views.
Excellent Topic!For creating a thread with over 50 replies.
Face With A NameHas set an avatar.
Make Yourself At HomeHas created a user profile.
SubscriberHas read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist
LukewarmFor the most part you're a kind and decent person.
DogmeatLoyal, faithful, and true...just not very bright.
Ding!You have successfully interacted with the Escapist WoW timeline.
MountYou have earned your first mount.
Epic MountYour mount is seriously epic. Seriously
Flying MountI believe you can fly. In Azeroth!
The FighterHit first, ask questions later.
In TouchHas received and read messages from 10 people.
SongstressWatched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing
Hair-Trigger TempersWe're making you angry, and we wouldn't like you when you're angry!
Garage Band-erYou can recognize a song or two from a game - it's placing them that's the problem.
Chocolate CoinsCandy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
A Ticket to the Spider-man MusicalFalling room only.
Webby 2011Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!