East Coast Game Conference

You're one bad dude, and are totally going to hell for that.

Not very scary, but deadly, just the same.

Can it be?? Under the tree? A real live PONEE?!!

I heard you really, REALLY like them.

You have embraced your path, but you still have much to learn.

You are the highest level that can be obtained. For now.

You may spend a lot on hair products, but are still quite evil.

You mean there's more to The Escapist than just the forums? Huh, you had no idea.

Who has time to finish games?

If it's bright, colorful, and happy, you want to play it.

Achievements, leaderboards, whatever it is, you must conquer it.

More real than real.

Solo is for suckers

You know games are meant to be modified.

You only play really Important games.

You attack games as the cerebral challenges they are.

Why bother with the main story when you can explore?

You want to shoot things.

Articles, columns, news and reviews: If it has words, you love it.

You lurk in the shadows, seeing all, commenting on little.

For taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz.

I'm now an Alpha Protocol agent...shhhh, it's a secret!

Gamers are the new supermen.

Got 100% on the Impossible Yahtzee Quiz

You might not die in a sketchy situation. Hooray!

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You're the mortal enemy of the Mario Bros. But sometimes you go karting together.

Knows more about Star Trek than the Enterprise computer.

You've been following the Michaels since the videogame Armageddon began.

You're consistently trounced by a kid and an electric rat. But you keep trying.

You've got this villain thing down cold.

You could face Voldemort all by yourself!

You're not a master yet, but you're learning.

Aced the BioShock quiz

Aced the Oscars quiz

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable

Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable

Aced the Open-Book Escapist Quiz

Who said that Rebecca Mayes is a talented artist for her album? I did, that's who.

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.

Watched 3 episodes of There Will Be Brawl

Watched 5 episodes of There Will Be Brawl

Watched every episode of There Will Be Brawl

I watched the Series Finale of There Will Be Brawl!

Has linked their Steam account on their profile.

I downloaded issue 261 as a PDF

I downloaded Issue 210 as a PDF!

Has connected their profile to their Facebook account.

Has connected their twitter account to their user profile

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Has completed 25 quizzes.

Member of 1 User Group

Member of 15 user groups

Has been added as a friend.

Has been added as a friend by 10 others.

Has been added as a friend by 25 others.

Has been added as a friend by 50 others.

Has added a friend!

Has added more than 10 friends.

Has added more than 100 friends.

Has fought 1 battle

Has fought 10 battles

Has fought 100 battles

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"Crush your enemies!"

"Veni, vidi, vici."

Has won more than one battle consecutively

Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army

Has won 10 battles without the loss of a complete army

Has won 50 battles without the loss of a complete army

Has won a battle

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Has won 50 battles

Has won 100 battles

Has earned more than 20,000 in a single battle

Has earned more than 10,000 treasure

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Has earned more than 100,000 treasure

Has earned more than 50,000 treasure

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

For creating a thread with over 50 replies.

Has set an avatar.

Has created a user profile.

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

For the most part you're a kind and decent person.

Loyal, faithful, and true...just not very bright.

You have successfully interacted with the Escapist WoW timeline.

You have earned your first mount.

Your mount is seriously epic. Seriously

I believe you can fly. In Azeroth!

Hit first, ask questions later.

Has received and read messages from 10 people.

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

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We're making you angry, and we wouldn't like you when you're angry!

You can recognize a song or two from a game - it's placing them that's the problem.

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Falling room only.

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!